Young Born-Again Couple Torn Between Baby Photography Or Opening A Juice Bar — The Betoota Advocate

Young Born-Again Couple Torn Between Baby Photography Or Opening A Juice Bar — The Betoota Advocate

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A couple of young Jesus lovers have recently tied the knot and are now weighing up which of the pre approved two career paths they will be taking.

Late comers to the born-again married game, Abigail (20) and Peter Bird (19) got married after a whopper six months of dating, a decision that had nothing to do with following commandment six to a tee. 

Now the two are ready to spend their heavenly lives together, they must first agree on whether they will become professional baby photographers or open a juice bar together.

“They’re both viable options,” explained Peter, still suffering from mild dehydration after their honeymoon.

“Everyone we know drinks coffee and everyone we know is also pregnant so it could go either way.”

With born again Christians being the only demographic that still has children in accordance with the traditional western democracy approved schedule, becoming a professional baby photographer not only means they have plenty of contacts but also plenty to practise on.

However, lord loving youths are renowned for opening some overly cheerful cafes which are known for being packed out after a Sunday service and really trendy looking for those first two business years.

“To be honest with you we’re thinking of doing a hybrid. Like a juice bar cafe where you go in and have a juice while you get your baby’s photo taken. We might call it ‘JuiceBabes’.”

Author: Stephen Bailey