Wouldn’t Ya Just Love To Get Stuck With This Bloke On A Fishing Trip — The Betoota Advocate

Wouldn't Ya Just Love To Get Stuck With This Bloke On A Fishing Trip — The Betoota Advocate

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A recent report by the punters has found that former Australian cricketer and current Fox cricket commentator, Kerry O’Keefe is just one of those blokes that meets the criteria for a fishing trip.

With rain delays plaguing the last week of the Sydney test, Aussie cricket tragics have no qualms with the lack of gameplay – as long as the Skull is allowed to continue firing off his top-tier one-liners.

A poll of Australian cricket fans who are at the pub at this very moment has shown a 95% approval rating for the former leg-spinner, has he navigates his way through countless dad jokes and heavy personal sledges directed at fellow commentators.

Even as a blow-in, punters agree that Kerry would be the ideal company in a rocking old tin boat off the reef.

His commitment to no-holds barred banter and absolute shit talk makes for a combination of your mate’s wild uncle who works at the tackle shop – mixed with your pop after a few shandies at Christmas.

With the relentless general knowledge of the bloke installing the Foxtel, and the razor tongue of the only rednut in class, ya really would just love to get stuck fishing with this bloke.

It is not yet known if The Skull will be able to top his infamous ABC Grandstand ‘Frog Joke’ that shot him to commentary superstardom during a test series against Sri Lanka back in 2006, but judging by his banter the last few days – it’s highly possible.

Author: Stephen Bailey