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In some shocking news from the United Kingdom, a born-to-rule politician has been forced out of his job because of his fuck ups.
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson announced his resignation overnight, after finally succumbing to a long run of scandals.
He won’t be immediately quitting, saying that he wants to stay on as the caretaker Prime Minister to maintain some stability for the government.
Given the lack of stability for the majority of his Prime Ministership, plenty around the UK are pushing for him to just quit and let some other toff have a crack at running the country.
The falling on the sword comes as a huge shock to the United Kingdom and nations like Australia, who can’t fathom that a wealthy white English toff who came from the most prestigious school in England is going to actually have to resign because of his fuckups.
The resignation follows a string of poor decisions, from backflipping on herd immunity and letting the virus rip which killed hundreds of thousands of people, to hosting piss ups at his workplace while the rest of the nation were in the strictest of lockdowns, to promoting sexual predators to positions of power under the hope ‘that they would change and get better.’
“He’s actually had to resign because of prolonged incompetence, appalling behaviour, and mismanagement of the nation,” said one shocked Londoner this morning.
“I didn’t think this was how those things work,” she said of the end of Boris’s three-year term as PM.
“At least they haven’t in the past.”
More to come.