EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A couple of woo girls have this weekend expertly evaded the suspicion of a security bouncer, while they undertook some ‘extra curricular’ activities.
Hannah Moore and Chloe Vause  are alleged to have promised each other that the night would be alcohol only, having realised that they’d spent a little too much of their disposable income on drugs. However, after just one bottle of wine, the two had given each other the look that equated to ‘should we get a bag,’ which Hannah was able to procure in under an hour from a speccy 19 year old drug dealer who had a crush on her.
The pair are alleged to have made the switch to nose beers after MDMA lost its effect (but not the comedown), making it harder to indulge in their hedonistic behaviour unnoticed.
Luckily for the girls, they’ve been able to simply lean into the gender stereotype that women pee together, which means they were able to cruise past the security guard and enter a toilet stall without so much as a raised eyebrow – though Chloe did make sure to chuck in a ‘I need to pee sooooo bad” for extra measure.
Gently extricating a pair of keys from the depths of Hannah’s clutch so it wouldn’t jiggle, the two took a couple of key bumps and gave eachother a nose check, before flashing the security guard a cheeky smile on the way out.
More to come.