Woman Feeling Extra Smug As Hubby Who Hates ‘All That Fake Shit’ Remarks How Fresh She’s Looking — The Betoota Advocate

Woman Feeling Extra Smug As Hubby Who Hates ‘All That Fake Shit’ Remarks How Fresh She’s Looking — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A local woman has been left feeling incredibly smug this afternoon, after her husband who’d always been vehemently against cosmetic work failed to notice she’d had anything done.

Sharnee Higgins [34] is said to have toyed with the idea of getting some tox done after developing some eleven lines between her brows, and flirted with the idea to get under her eyes filled – that latter she’d only begun feeling self conscious about after a coworker thoughtfully quipped how tired she looked the day she ran out of concealer.

Though Sharnee wished she was feminist enough to withstand the constant barrage of anti aging advertisements targeted primarily at women her age, she’d still continued to somewhat fixate on the telltale signs she was getting older.

However after floating the idea past her husband Nick, Sharnee quickly learnt that he was certainly not on board – not that he had a say anyway.

“I hate that fake shit babe, I want the real you”, said Nick, acting as though Sharnee had suggested getting extensive cosmetic surgery, “I don’t want you looking like everyone else.”

It’s later alleged that Sharnee ended up going ahead with getting a few needles in the face regardless of Nick’s opinion, and was left feeling pretty smug when he remarked how refreshed she was looking.

More to come.

Author: Stephen Bailey