Uni Student Prepares For The Long Haul As Class-Know-It All And Tutor Form An Early Bond — The Betoota Advocate

Uni Student Prepares For The Long Haul As Class-Know-It All And Tutor Form An Early Bond — The Betoota Advocate

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A local university student is today cursing under her breath, after coming to a confronting realisation.

South Betoota Polytechnic student Beth Salmon says she’s preparing for a tongue and teeth biting few months ahead.

“It’s gonna be a long fucking haul,” said Salmon, in reference to her Ethics course.

The second-year law student said she’s dreading the rest of the semester after the local know-it-all from her degree really hit off with the tutor this morning.

“The pair of them were like pigs in shit,” she sighed.

“Victor, is the classic class know-it-all too. Has an answer to every single question, has an opinion on every single topic, and has experience with every single moral dilemma.”

“Which, is as fucking annoying as you think it is.”

“But not many other people in our class seem that keen to talk, so the tutor is loving him.”

When asked whether it was such a bad thing that old mate was taking the heat off everyone else with his dribble, Salmon explained that it wasn’t quite that simple.

“Look, yes that is a positive,” said Salmon.

“But he is doing it in the most painful way possible.”

“He’s a hypocrite, a loudmouth, and one of those Christians who thinks everyone should behave and act the same way as him.”

“Which is tricky when we are discussing quite confronting subject matter in the Ethics of Law.”

“So anyway, I’m going to tune out and then be humiliated when I get put on the spot and can’t answer a question because I haven’t been paying attention.”

“Fun times ahead.”

More to come.

Author: Stephen Bailey