Young Born-Again Couple Torn Between Baby Photography Or Opening A Juice Bar — The Betoota Advocate
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Young Born-Again Couple Torn Between Baby Photography Or Opening A Juice Bar — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A couple of young Jesus lovers have recently tied the knot and are now weighing up which of the pre approved two career…

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Young Mother Now Realising How Sick Kids End Up At Daycare After Toddler Clocks 27 Days With A Cold — The Betoota Advocate
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Young Mother Now Realising How Sick Kids End Up At Daycare After Toddler Clocks 27 Days With A Cold — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact If you’d asked local woman Vesna Wagner [29] a year ago what she thought about parents sending sick children to daycare, she’d have…

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Young Libs Reminded To Only Wear Racist Costumes That HIDE Identity  — The Betoota Advocate
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Young Libs Reminded To Only Wear Racist Costumes That HIDE Identity  — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With NSW premier Dominic Perrottet under scrutiny for dressing as a Nazi at his 21st birthday, young people are once again reminded that…

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Advice Column | Quitting The Young Liberals Party But Keeping Your Connections — The Betoota Advocate
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Advice Column | Quitting The Young Liberals Party But Keeping Your Connections — The Betoota Advocate

DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | Contact Can you imagine how scary it is to turn your back on the future leaders of Australia? To shy away from…

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Clumsy Beach Goer Mortified After Failed Towel Curtain Manoeuvre Leads To Accidentally Flashing Young Family — The Betoota Advocate
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Clumsy Beach Goer Mortified After Failed Towel Curtain Manoeuvre Leads To Accidentally Flashing Young Family — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke has been left red-faced today, after accidentally giving some random children a view of his salty Johnson. After…

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Katter Says He Was Completely Unaware That Anybody Had Problem With The Melbourne Cup Unless It’s Some Sort Of Intellectual Reaction To The Snobby Attitudes Of Those Patch-On-Elbow Blue Bloods At Victorian Racing I Mean It’s No Wonder These Kiwi And Arab Horses Keep Winning The Bloody Thing When There’s No Active Push To Include Homegrown Horses I Mean If You Wanna See A Real Race You Should You Head To The Windorah Gymkhana Out There In The Barcoo, Mind You She Was Lucky To Get A Start This Year Due To This Unseasonal Downfall That Always Makes It A Bit Dangerous To Be Riding Rank Station Ponies At Full Pelt In A Pair Of RMs and Molekskin Trousers, I Always Remember The First Time My Boy Robbie Tried To Jump In The Saddle For The Trot-Canter-Gallop Event When He Was A Young Fella, You See He’d Borrowed This Mare From My Mate Bucktooth Toovey Out The Back Of Isisford Anyway He’s Halfway Through This Race And Looking Alright Actually, About To Change Gears For The Sprint Until This Sand Goanna Comes Out Of Nowhere And Spooks The Poor Thing To High Heavens, My Son Robbie, Fresh From The Cowboys Young Guns Squad, After Getting Dropped For Playing Like A Girl Just Quietly, Gets Thrown Like A Cannonball Into A Crowd Of Rum-Swilling Ringers Who’d Come To Town For A Look, Well That’s What I Thought Anyway, Turns Out A Few Of Them Were What You’d Describe As Motorcycle Enthusiasts, The Type Of Blokes You’d Rather Miss And Land On A Cactus, Now Robbie Knew As Well As I Do That As A Cleanskin Politician His Old Man Can’t Be Getting Involved In Any Disputes With These Kind Of Outlaws, So I Sent In A Couple Of Brophy’s Tent Boxers Who Were Making Light Work Out Of The Shandy Bar Round The Corner, These Blokes Come Steaming Through Like The Burgess Brothers And By Joh You Shoulda Seen The Blue The Boys Put On, I Mean I Shouldn’t Laugh, But We Definitely Still Do Behind Closed Doors Over Christmas, I Had To Make A Lot Of Election Promises To Soothe Things Over With The Committee After That One But The Locals Still Reckon Those Tickets Were The Best Money Ever Spent
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Katter Says He Was Completely Unaware That Anybody Had Problem With The Melbourne Cup Unless It’s Some Sort Of Intellectual Reaction To The Snobby Attitudes Of Those Patch-On-Elbow Blue Bloods At Victorian Racing I Mean It’s No Wonder These Kiwi And Arab Horses Keep Winning The Bloody Thing When There’s No Active Push To Include Homegrown Horses I Mean If You Wanna See A Real Race You Should You Head To The Windorah Gymkhana Out There In The Barcoo, Mind You She Was Lucky To Get A Start This Year Due To This Unseasonal Downfall That Always Makes It A Bit Dangerous To Be Riding Rank Station Ponies At Full Pelt In A Pair Of RMs and Molekskin Trousers, I Always Remember The First Time My Boy Robbie Tried To Jump In The Saddle For The Trot-Canter-Gallop Event When He Was A Young Fella, You See He’d Borrowed This Mare From My Mate Bucktooth Toovey Out The Back Of Isisford Anyway He’s Halfway Through This Race And Looking Alright Actually, About To Change Gears For The Sprint Until This Sand Goanna Comes Out Of Nowhere And Spooks The Poor Thing To High Heavens, My Son Robbie, Fresh From The Cowboys Young Guns Squad, After Getting Dropped For Playing Like A Girl Just Quietly, Gets Thrown Like A Cannonball Into A Crowd Of Rum-Swilling Ringers Who’d Come To Town For A Look, Well That’s What I Thought Anyway, Turns Out A Few Of Them Were What You’d Describe As Motorcycle Enthusiasts, The Type Of Blokes You’d Rather Miss And Land On A Cactus, Now Robbie Knew As Well As I Do That As A Cleanskin Politician His Old Man Can’t Be Getting Involved In Any Disputes With These Kind Of Outlaws, So I Sent In A Couple Of Brophy’s Tent Boxers Who Were Making Light Work Out Of The Shandy Bar Round The Corner, These Blokes Come Steaming Through Like The Burgess Brothers And By Joh You Shoulda Seen The Blue The Boys Put On, I Mean I Shouldn’t Laugh, But We Definitely Still Do Behind Closed Doors Over Christmas, I Had To Make A Lot Of Election Promises To Soothe Things Over With The Committee After That One But The Locals Still Reckon Those Tickets Were The Best Money Ever Spent

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With less than 24 hours until the Race That Stops The Nation, the same hashtags that once dominated social media before the pandemic…

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30 Year Old Informed By Plucky Youngster That ‘She Looks So Young!’ For Someone Whose Face Should Be Sliding Off Like A Slow Cooked Pork Rib
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30 Year Old Informed By Plucky Youngster That ‘She Looks So Young!’ For Someone Whose Face Should Be Sliding Off Like A Slow Cooked Pork Rib

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact According to every person she meets in their early twenties, local woman Leana Fuller [30] looks good for her age! Which she finds…

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Young Child At Grand Final About To Learn Some New Fucken Ways Of Expressing Both Joy And Disappointment — The Betoota Advocate
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Young Child At Grand Final About To Learn Some New Fucken Ways Of Expressing Both Joy And Disappointment — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a story we haven’t reported on in about 50 minutes, the NRL grand final between Penrith and Parramatta is kicking off this…

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Young Couple Officially At The “How Many Packages Do You Order” Phase Of Living Together — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Young love is in the air in Betoota’s French Quarter as a newly moved-in couple Teagan Tognelli and Braden Munsen officially…

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Young Parents Celebrate As Kid Goes A Whole Week Without Getting A Cold Or Conjunctivitis From Daycare — The Betoota Advocate
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Young Parents Celebrate As Kid Goes A Whole Week Without Getting A Cold Or Conjunctivitis From Daycare — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights couple have this week been seen jumping for joy, after their child Mason was able to go a whole week…

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