Mate Who Met Their Partner In High School Reckons ‘You’ll Find Someone When You Stop Looking’ — The Betoota Advocate
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Mate Who Met Their Partner In High School Reckons ‘You’ll Find Someone When You Stop Looking’ — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As Jules Southey [31]  sips on her cup coffee at her friend Molly’s apartment, she quickly rediscovers why her visits are few and…

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“You… You Promise You’ll Look After Me Too Won’t You Charlie?” — The Betoota Advocate
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“You… You Promise You’ll Look After Me Too Won’t You Charlie?” — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The longest-ever reign of monarch, that of Queen Elizabeth II is over. Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor died Thursday at Balmoral Castle, her estate…

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"Don't Worry, Things Might Get Better. You Never Know. Maybe, You'll Win PowerBall?" — The Betoota Advocate
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“Don’t Worry, Things Might Get Better. You Never Know. Maybe, You’ll Win PowerBall?” — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has reassured a worried public today by telling Australians that things might get better one day….

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"Wake Up! You'll Miss The Best Part Of The Day" Says Dad Before Disappearing For A 45-Minute Shit — The Betoota Advocate
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“Wake Up! You’ll Miss The Best Part Of The Day” Says Dad Before Disappearing For A 45-Minute Shit — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Betoota Heights household has been today reminded that sleep is the enemy, especially if you are a teenager. This comes as toasty…

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