Australian Politicians And Media Keeping Pretty Quiet About That Adani Bloke They Sucked Off For 10 Years — The Betoota Advocate
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Australian Politicians And Media Keeping Pretty Quiet About That Adani Bloke They Sucked Off For 10 Years — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s climate denialist newspaper barons and bootlicking politicians are today doing their very best to talk about how good Australia Day was, after…

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Local Girl Updates Dating Profile With Cute Sparkler Snap From New Years Eve — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Girl Updates Dating Profile With Cute Sparkler Snap From New Years Eve — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A dating app overhaul is underway in a French Quarter lounge room this evening as a group of housemates help a…

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Pop Insists Grand Kids Watch Obscure Christmas Movie From 100 Years Ago — The Betoota Advocate
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Pop Insists Grand Kids Watch Obscure Christmas Movie From 100 Years Ago — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A horrible tradition/precedent began today, as pop Stephen Kowalchuk sat his grandkids down and made them watch a weird and obscure Christmas movie…

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"Nah I Can't" Says Local Man Still Traumatised By What Rum Did To Him One Night 13 Years Ago — The Betoota Advocate
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“Nah I Can’t” Says Local Man Still Traumatised By What Rum Did To Him One Night 13 Years Ago — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man named Jordan Maher has today opened up about the toughest 24 hours of his life. Sitting down with The Advocate…

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Re-Emerging Bachelorette's First Thirst Trap In 5 Years Met With Absolutely Feral Comments From The Girlies — The Betoota Advocate
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Re-Emerging Bachelorette’s First Thirst Trap In 5 Years Met With Absolutely Feral Comments From The Girlies — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local hottie has this week been met with some very creative praise from her girlfriends, after formally announcing she’s back on the…

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Manly Sea Eagles Burn Their Entire Club To The Ground Like They Always Do Every Three Years Or So — The Betoota Advocate
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Manly Sea Eagles Burn Their Entire Club To The Ground Like They Always Do Every Three Years Or So — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The same NRL club that brought you that rushed Pride Jersey that nobody asked for has today outdone themselves again. As confirmed by…

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Did You Know? Every Couple Years The NRL Combines Both Origin Teams Into An 'Australian' Rep Side — The Betoota Advocate
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Did You Know? Every Couple Years The NRL Combines Both Origin Teams Into An ‘Australian’ Rep Side — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the 2022 NRL Grand Final now in the rear view, rugby league fans around Australia were under the impression that they would…

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Naarm Settler Begins Adult ADHD Rebrand After 2 Years Condemning Everyone's Behaviour In Lockdown — The Betoota Advocate
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Naarm Settler Begins Adult ADHD Rebrand After 2 Years Condemning Everyone’s Behaviour In Lockdown — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Northside of Melbourne is currently awash with book clubs, lycra cyclist outfits and pottery wheels – as the city’s urban elite come…

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Gus Likens Himself To NSW Government, Admitting His 5 Year Plans Actually Take 10 Years To Build — The Betoota Advocate
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Gus Likens Himself To NSW Government, Admitting His 5 Year Plans Actually Take 10 Years To Build — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | Editor | CONTACT Rugby League Supremo Gus Gould has offered a rare admission of misjudgment this week, as he gorges himself on the post Grand…

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Years Of Emotional Trauma Fixed As Robodebt Victim Receives Compensation Payout Of $11 — The Betoota Advocate
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Years Of Emotional Trauma Fixed As Robodebt Victim Receives Compensation Payout Of $11 — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact After years of being illegally hounded by the government to pay back thousands of dollars of debt he never owed in the first…

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