Divorcee Table At School 20 Year Reunion Like The Last Days Of Rome — The Betoota Advocate
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Divorcee Table At School 20 Year Reunion Like The Last Days Of Rome — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With all the enthusiasm of showing up to fulfil their conscription notice, single mother Angelina Wood (38) rocked up to her 20 year…

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Alan Joyce Laughs When Asked Whether A Billion Dollar Profit Means Qantas Will Pay Tax This Year — The Betoota Advocate
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Alan Joyce Laughs When Asked Whether A Billion Dollar Profit Means Qantas Will Pay Tax This Year — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The boss of Australia’s favourite airline has today moved to hose down any silly questions from the nation’s reporters. Alan Joyce has quickly…

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West Tigers Fan Agrees To One More Year Of Supercoach, Vows To Not Let His Heart Get In The Way — The Betoota Advocate
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West Tigers Fan Agrees To One More Year Of Supercoach, Vows To Not Let His Heart Get In The Way — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A long suffering Rugby League fan has today decided to commit to another year of pain and misery. Local Betoota Heights plumber Joseph…

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New Year Smoothie Routine Binned After Local Girl Lets Noxious Shaker Ferment In Handbag All Weekend — The Betoota Advocate
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New Year Smoothie Routine Binned After Local Girl Lets Noxious Shaker Ferment In Handbag All Weekend — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A New Year’s resolution is in tatters this morning after a local girl has discovered the downsides of embracing a juice…

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Jacinda Ardern Resigns As PM To Take Up Plum Job At Otago Credit Union On 98k A Year Plus Super — The Betoota Advocate
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Jacinda Ardern Resigns As PM To Take Up Plum Job At Otago Credit Union On 98k A Year Plus Super — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Kiwi journalists are in a frenzy today, after Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern revealed she is resigning from the job. The bombshell news came…

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Weird Guy Who Did A Poo In The Urinal In Year 8 Now Really Into His Ice Baths — The Betoota Advocate
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Weird Guy Who Did A Poo In The Urinal In Year 8 Now Really Into His Ice Baths — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In the dying abyss of Facebook, a former schoolmate of a Betoota Heights man has emerged from the content…

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Boxing Day One Day Of Year Where Leftovers Are Premium Cuisine — The Betoota Advocate
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Boxing Day One Day Of Year Where Leftovers Are Premium Cuisine — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Despite being largely disregarded for the other 364 days a year, Boxing Day is the one day a year where leftovers are premium…

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18-Year-Old On Charitable Gap Year Just The Most Selfless Weirdo — The Betoota Advocate
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18-Year-Old On Charitable Gap Year Just The Most Selfless Weirdo — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The nicest yet certifiably oddest kid from Betoota Heights High’s graduating year has revealed what she will be doing with her time next…

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Last Day Of Year 6 To Be Saddest Day Until Actual Sad Things Happen — The Betoota Advocate
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Last Day Of Year 6 To Be Saddest Day Until Actual Sad Things Happen — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Children and lolly shop owners around Australia are rejoicing as school is finished for the year. One group of children that are not…

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Jacob Says Interest Rates At A 10 Year High Due To Local Girls Finding Out He Broke Up With Kaylee — The Betoota Advocate
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Jacob Says Interest Rates At A 10 Year High Due To Local Girls Finding Out He Broke Up With Kaylee — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that has ruined Christmas for millions, a pre-Christmas interest rate rise has been delivered this morning by The Reserve Bank. This…

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