Supermarket Charging $7 For Pack Of Chips Worried Customers Are Stealing From Them — The Betoota Advocate
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Supermarket Charging $7 For Pack Of Chips Worried Customers Are Stealing From Them — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Australian supermarkets have announced bold plans to reduce theft (by customers) on their premises. At the time of writing, 40% of Australian stores…

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Man Leaving Court All Of A Sudden Worried About Spreading Germs And The Glare — The Betoota Advocate
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Man Leaving Court All Of A Sudden Worried About Spreading Germs And The Glare — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man left court today after being convicted of a reprehensible offence that saw him narrowly avoid a…

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Perrottet Grows Increasingly Worried That This Could Happen To His Pool If This Barilaro Shit Continues — The Betoota Advocate
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Perrottet Grows Increasingly Worried That This Could Happen To His Pool If This Barilaro Shit Continues — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The defacto leader of the nation’s portaloo is growing increasingly worried that his private pool could get pissed in…

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Christians Worried After Census Reveals Australians Are In The Corner And Losing Their Religion — The Betoota Advocate
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Christians Worried After Census Reveals Australians Are In The Corner And Losing Their Religion — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The Australian Bureau of Statistics has yesterday released their first traction of data, which reveals that those identifying as Christian has seen a…

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