South Australia Declares Day Of Mourning After Germany Gets Knocked Out Of World Cup — The Betoota Advocate
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South Australia Declares Day Of Mourning After Germany Gets Knocked Out Of World Cup — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The state of South Australia has today declared a statewide day of mourning, after Germany was unceremoniously bundled out of the World Cup….

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Les Murray Beams Down With Pride From The SBS World Cup Couch In The Sky — The Betoota Advocate
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Les Murray Beams Down With Pride From The SBS World Cup Couch In The Sky — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It’s been a big day upstairs for the Godfather of Australian football. Les Murray, (born László Ürge) reportedly woke up after the stroke…

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World Cup Cameraman Manages To Go 10 Minutes Without Finding A Smokeshow In The Crowd — The Betoota Advocate
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World Cup Cameraman Manages To Go 10 Minutes Without Finding A Smokeshow In The Crowd — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An essential cog in the World Cup machine has been showered with praise today, after managing to pull off a spectacular achievement. The…

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World Asks Japanese Soccer Fans To Clean Up FIFA While They're At It — The Betoota Advocate
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World Asks Japanese Soccer Fans To Clean Up FIFA While They’re At It — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The world’s most polite and kind soccer fans have been asked by the rest of the world to please…

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Crafty Movember Play Enables Socceroos To Boost World Cup Hopes With Late Arrival Of Star Recruit — The Betoota Advocate
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Crafty Movember Play Enables Socceroos To Boost World Cup Hopes With Late Arrival Of Star Recruit — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The Socceroos hopes at the 2022 FIFA World Cup have been given an added boost this morning, after the late arrival…

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Elite Private School Mate On Tour Manages To Find Some Half-Decent Bags At The World Cup — The Betoota Advocate
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Elite Private School Mate On Tour Manages To Find Some Half-Decent Bags At The World Cup — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A recent graduate of the town’s leafiest school for boys’ school announced to his fellow travellers that he’s managed…

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World Cup Hosts Qatar Set To Introduce Last Minute Ban On Post Goal Hugs — The Betoota Advocate
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World Cup Hosts Qatar Set To Introduce Last Minute Ban On Post Goal Hugs — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The failed sports-washing attempt that is the 2022 FIFA World Cup has today reached a new low, with another controversial ban being introduced….

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Nation's Ethnic Restaurants Excitedly Prepare To Violate RSAs With 3am World Cup Matches — The Betoota Advocate
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Nation’s Ethnic Restaurants Excitedly Prepare To Violate RSAs With 3am World Cup Matches — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Ethnic restaurants and cafes across the country (with one notable exception) are abuzz this week, in preparation for the World Cup. Exorbitant…

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Qatar Under Fire For Plans To Sell World Cup Beers At Sydney Prices — The Betoota Advocate
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Qatar Under Fire For Plans To Sell World Cup Beers At Sydney Prices — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Middle East nation of Qatar is facing even more criticism this week, over its hosting of the FIFA World Cup. Once known…

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Qatar's Amazing World Cup Stadiums Likened To The Pyramids Because They Were Both Built By Slaves — The Betoota Advocate
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Qatar’s Amazing World Cup Stadiums Likened To The Pyramids Because They Were Both Built By Slaves — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With less than a month to go until the world cup, Australia’s Socceroos have released a video calling on the world cup host…

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