Frustrated NSW Government Can't Understand Why Teachers Won't Just Rent Forever In Lower Middle Class Misery — The Betoota Advocate
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Frustrated NSW Government Can’t Understand Why Teachers Won’t Just Rent Forever In Lower Middle Class Misery — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NSW Government has today detailed a fool-proof way to stop the current trend of both primary and high school teachers fleeing education…

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Divorced Footy Coach Just Can't Understand Why People Won't Come To Pub After Every Training Session — The Betoota Advocate
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Divorced Footy Coach Just Can’t Understand Why People Won’t Come To Pub After Every Training Session — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the coaches down at Betoota’s Muttaburrasaurus Rugby Union Football club has today spoken to The Advocate about the clubs prospects this…

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Gamer Community Admit They Won't Ever Get Another Soundtrack That Slaps As Hard As Vice City — The Betoota Advocate
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Gamer Community Admit They Won’t Ever Get Another Soundtrack That Slaps As Hard As Vice City — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As many parents who waited until the Cold War was over to procreate will agree, a recent study confirms their suspicions that the…

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“You… You Promise You’ll Look After Me Too Won’t You Charlie?” — The Betoota Advocate
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“You… You Promise You’ll Look After Me Too Won’t You Charlie?” — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The longest-ever reign of monarch, that of Queen Elizabeth II is over. Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor died Thursday at Balmoral Castle, her estate…

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"What Do You Mean My Properties Won't Automatically Go Up In Value" Asks Furious Investor — The Betoota Advocate
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“What Do You Mean My Properties Won’t Automatically Go Up In Value” Asks Furious Investor — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local Real Estate investor has today asked the government to do something, anything. Graham Wood has called on the people in power…

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Marvel Threatens Fans By Saying They Won’t Understand Anything Unless They See This Next Movie — The Betoota Advocate
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Marvel Threatens Fans By Saying They Won’t Understand Anything Unless They See This Next Movie — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As cinemas continue to battle for relevance in a world of streaming, Marvel Studios have given their audience a strongly worded ultimatum.  Nearly…

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Home Owning 20 Something In Europe Relieved To Hear Bank Of Mum & Dad Won't Pass Rate Hike On — The Betoota Advocate
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Home Owning 20 Something In Europe Relieved To Hear Bank Of Mum & Dad Won’t Pass Rate Hike On — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A man enjoying a 5-week holiday in Southern Europe is very relieved today, it can be confirmed. Speaking to The Advocate a short…

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Scotty Fears Aussies Won't Know The Socceroos Won Without Any Photos Of Him In A Stupid Scarf — The Betoota Advocate
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Scotty Fears Aussies Won’t Know The Socceroos Won Without Any Photos Of Him In A Stupid Scarf — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The supreme and glorious Socceroos have secured the second last spot for the 2022 FIFA World Cup in Qatar, defeating Peru in a…

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