Tag: Wont
Frustrated NSW Government Can’t Understand Why Teachers Won’t Just Rent Forever In Lower Middle Class Misery — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NSW Government has today detailed a fool-proof way to stop the current trend of both primary and high school teachers fleeing education…
Divorced Footy Coach Just Can’t Understand Why People Won’t Come To Pub After Every Training Session — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the coaches down at Betoota’s Muttaburrasaurus Rugby Union Football club has today spoken to The Advocate about the clubs prospects this…
Gamer Community Admit They Won’t Ever Get Another Soundtrack That Slaps As Hard As Vice City — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As many parents who waited until the Cold War was over to procreate will agree, a recent study confirms their suspicions that the…
“You… You Promise You’ll Look After Me Too Won’t You Charlie?” — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The longest-ever reign of monarch, that of Queen Elizabeth II is over. Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor died Thursday at Balmoral Castle, her estate…
“What Do You Mean My Properties Won’t Automatically Go Up In Value” Asks Furious Investor — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local Real Estate investor has today asked the government to do something, anything. Graham Wood has called on the people in power…
Marvel Threatens Fans By Saying They Won’t Understand Anything Unless They See This Next Movie — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As cinemas continue to battle for relevance in a world of streaming, Marvel Studios have given their audience a strongly worded ultimatum. Nearly…
Home Owning 20 Something In Europe Relieved To Hear Bank Of Mum & Dad Won’t Pass Rate Hike On — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A man enjoying a 5-week holiday in Southern Europe is very relieved today, it can be confirmed. Speaking to The Advocate a short…
Scotty Fears Aussies Won’t Know The Socceroos Won Without Any Photos Of Him In A Stupid Scarf — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The supreme and glorious Socceroos have secured the second last spot for the 2022 FIFA World Cup in Qatar, defeating Peru in a…