Local Woman Uses Her Boyfriend Privilege By Getting Absolutely Shitfaced At Girls Bottomless Brunch — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woman Uses Her Boyfriend Privilege By Getting Absolutely Shitfaced At Girls Bottomless Brunch — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Slumped over a table at exactly 2:56pm, French Quarter local Kaylee Wattle [26] has officially tapped out of bottomless brunch. Having both the…

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Local Woman Farewells Parents Going On Cruise Like They're Going Off To War — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woman Farewells Parents Going On Cruise Like They’re Going Off To War — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With the rising popularity of death ships sailing the seven seas, chock full of spicy cough and gastro, a…

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“Nobody Cares About Your Spotify Wrapped” Says Woman Whose Entire Social Media Footprint Consists Solely Of Baby Photos And Wedding Throwbacks
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“Nobody Cares About Your Spotify Wrapped” Says Woman Whose Entire Social Media Footprint Consists Solely Of Baby Photos And Wedding Throwbacks

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It didn’t take long for local Instagram addict Jess Mayer (33) to grow tired of reading interesting statistics about her friends and family…

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‘iPads Are Lazy Parenting’ Says Woman Whose Kids Used To Melt Wheelie Bins In Middle Of The Night — The Betoota Advocate
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‘iPads Are Lazy Parenting’ Says Woman Whose Kids Used To Melt Wheelie Bins In Middle Of The Night — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Shaking her head in disdain, Kathleen Schultz [56] informs The Advocate that she’s sick and tired of seeing exhausted young parents taking the…

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Local Woman Strongly Relates To Coral As She Also Bleaches Herself When Stressed — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woman Strongly Relates To Coral As She Also Bleaches Herself When Stressed — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Jess Gibbs has found herself having quite a bit in common with the great barrier reef this morning, after realising that she too,…

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Bigoted Woman Gears Up For Big Day Of Asking "When's International Women's Day?" — The Betoota Advocate
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Bigoted Woman Gears Up For Big Day Of Asking “When’s International Women’s Day?” — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An awful little troll has emerged from her dad’s basement today to stir up shit while contributing nothing to the conversation. For today…

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Local Woman Discovers Her Dodgy New Crowd Have A Very Different Interpretation Of What Jungle Juice Is — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woman Discovers Her Dodgy New Crowd Have A Very Different Interpretation Of What Jungle Juice Is — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A sweet summer child has this week had her views expanded after spending a Saturday night hanging out with her new crowd of…

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Unsporty Office Woman Feeling Vindicated As Another Athletic Coworker Succumbs To An Injury — The Betoota Advocate
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Unsporty Office Woman Feeling Vindicated As Another Athletic Coworker Succumbs To An Injury — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Watching as one of her very sporty coworkers staggers in on a pair of crutches, local woman Vesper Tomlinson [29] feels oddly vindicated….

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Local Woman Makes Her Childfree Lifestyle More Palatable By Insisting She Can’t Wait To Be An Aunt Though! — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woman Makes Her Childfree Lifestyle More Palatable By Insisting She Can’t Wait To Be An Aunt Though! — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local selfish cow has felt the need to clarify her childfree stance this week, after she was asked by her boyfriend’s sister…

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Local Woman Ruins Day By Wondering Which Facial Feature A Caricature Artist Would Exaggerate — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woman Ruins Day By Wondering Which Facial Feature A Caricature Artist Would Exaggerate — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Skye Molan has a unique gift of ruining her own day. Really, it’s quite spectacular the lengths her mind will go…

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