Local Woman Asks Masseuse If She Can Have Entire Body Cracked Like A Glow Stick — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woman Asks Masseuse If She Can Have Entire Body Cracked Like A Glow Stick — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As local woman Jen Seymour treats herself to a thai massage for the first time in her life, she finds herself surprised at…

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Pocket Rocket Grapples With Feelings Of Irrational Jealousy After Meeting An Even More Petiter Woman — The Betoota Advocate
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Pocket Rocket Grapples With Feelings Of Irrational Jealousy After Meeting An Even More Petiter Woman — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Evie Lewisham quite likes being small. Not only do people assume she’s fragile and rush to help her with physical tasks…

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Woman Who Finally Tracked Down A Zara Employee Met With A Contemptuous Glare For Her Efforts — The Betoota Advocate
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Woman Who Finally Tracked Down A Zara Employee Met With A Contemptuous Glare For Her Efforts — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When local woman Anita Fortunati had walked into the Zara department store this afternoon, she’d figured sourcing something she saw on the website…

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Local Woman Resents Her Stupid Brother For Inheriting The Unfairly Long, Thick Eyelashes — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woman Resents Her Stupid Brother For Inheriting The Unfairly Long, Thick Eyelashes — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact If there’s one thing local woman Shae Huxley has learned in her twenty-two years on earth, it’s that life isn’t fair – a…

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Laser Clinic Informs Woman She’ll Need 2K Worth Of ‘Preparation Creams’ To Go Ahead With $150 Treatment — The Betoota Advocate
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Laser Clinic Informs Woman She’ll Need 2K Worth Of ‘Preparation Creams’ To Go Ahead With $150 Treatment — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Lindsay Vacluse just wanted to get a fucking microneedling session. You see, when she’d spotted a deal for a half price…

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Local Woman Pieces Together Entire Plot Of Barbie Movie Through Countless ‘First Looks’ — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woman Pieces Together Entire Plot Of Barbie Movie Through Countless ‘First Looks’ — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Just as she once pieced together iconic movies via references on The Simpsons, local film buff Bek Monro (26) has officially pieced together…

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Local Woman Somehow Still Unable To Get Shit Together Despite Buying A Whiteboard For Her Room — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woman Somehow Still Unable To Get Shit Together Despite Buying A Whiteboard For Her Room — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After randomly feeling a burst of inspiration at 11 o’clock at night, local hot mess Georgie Wagner has decided to get her act…

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‘Why Are My Allergies So Bad?’ Asks Woman Who Unleashes This Beast Every Night In Peak Of Winter — The Betoota Advocate
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‘Why Are My Allergies So Bad?’ Asks Woman Who Unleashes This Beast Every Night In Peak Of Winter — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman’s addiction to white noise has made her sick, as she finds herself not only blasting it during winter, but failing…

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Woman Who Opted For A Caesar Salad To Be Healthy Demands Boyfriend Orders Chips — The Betoota Advocate
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Woman Who Opted For A Caesar Salad To Be Healthy Demands Boyfriend Orders Chips — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Cassidy Saunders has this week made the executive decision to stop eating shit and get on the health train, in the…

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Woman Who's An ‘Old Soul’ Really Just Forced To Take On Everyone’s Emotional Baggage As A Child — The Betoota Advocate
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Woman Who’s An ‘Old Soul’ Really Just Forced To Take On Everyone’s Emotional Baggage As A Child — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who has mentioned being an old soul on more than one occasion has found herself having a very interesting chat with…

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