Tag: Winter
Real Estate Agent Can Only Offer A 6-Month Lease In Case Owners Wanna Twist The Knife Come Winter — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There was a time where local real estate agent Clyde Menzies-Hopscotch (31) had everyone worried. As an affluent ‘leader of tomorrow’ – it’s…
Bloke At Gym In Winter Must Have Just Been Dumped Or Something — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Exercise loyalists at a Betoota gym have noticed a fresh face amongst the gym equipment this winter, leading them to the conclusion that…
Winter Arvo Beers Go Down Just As Fast As Summer Arvo Beers If You Concentrate On It — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new report has today found that there is no real ‘perfect weather’ for sinking jars, and it’s purely a matter of how…
‘Why Are My Allergies So Bad?’ Asks Woman Who Unleashes This Beast Every Night In Peak Of Winter — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman’s addiction to white noise has made her sick, as she finds herself not only blasting it during winter, but failing…
Queenslander Who Rented Room In Melbourne Terrace For The Etsy Aesthetic Never Thought About Winter — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Brisbane woman who recently moved to Melbourne is today finding out the hard way that choosing a new home solely for the…
“Give Me Ten Good Blokes And A Dozen SLRs And I’ll Secure Our Gas Reserves And Make Sure None Of It, Not Even A Bic Lighter Of The Stuff, Gets Sent Overseas To Places Like China Or Some Other Bloody Place Because This Is Our Gas And I’ll Be Damned If We Sell It On For A Profit While Australian Families Are Shivering Their Way Through The Coldest Winter In Fifty Years, We Will Take The Fight To The Gas Exporters And This Isn’t The First Time I’ve Put A Hot Round Through The Patella (Which Is Latin For Kneecap) Of Some Corporate Johnny Who’s Selling Australia Down The River There’s A Million Wild Acres Of Country Out Past Julia Creek Where These Bastards Can Rot Under A Boree Tree When I’m Done With Them.” — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member for Kennedy Bob Katter has unveiled his plan to make sure the gas shortage crisis is averted…