Melbourne's Yarra Park Awash With Thousands Of Swans Scarves As Cats Win AFL Premiership — The Betoota Advocate
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Melbourne’s Yarra Park Awash With Thousands Of Swans Scarves As Cats Win AFL Premiership — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The parklands surrounding the Melbourne Cricket Ground have become a makeshift morgue for Swans scarves and other supporter apparel…

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"Don't Worry, Things Might Get Better. You Never Know. Maybe, You'll Win PowerBall?" — The Betoota Advocate
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“Don’t Worry, Things Might Get Better. You Never Know. Maybe, You’ll Win PowerBall?” — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has reassured a worried public today by telling Australians that things might get better one day….

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Wests Tigers Launch Legal Action Against The NRL For Robbing Them Of Win Against Roosters — The Betoota Advocate
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Wests Tigers Launch Legal Action Against The NRL For Robbing Them Of Win Against Roosters — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Everyone’s favourite Rugby League team has today announced that they are keeping the good times going. Fresh off another controversial loss, the Wests…

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Tigers Face Prospect Of Moving Within 10 Points Of 9th If Successful In 'Stolen Win' Lawsuit — The Betoota Advocate
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Tigers Face Prospect Of Moving Within 10 Points Of 9th If Successful In ‘Stolen Win’ Lawsuit — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some exciting news for one of the nation’s most decorated sports clubs, a huge run at missing out on finals could now…

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4th Grade Captain Breaks Out The Cigar After First Win In 12 Matches — The Betoota Advocate
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4th Grade Captain Breaks Out The Cigar After First Win In 12 Matches — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT It was all smiles on the sidelines of the Johval last weekend after the Betoota Mutts 4th Grade team finally broke a historic…

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Britain's New Leader? Meet The Man Who Can Win Back The Working Class, Sir Ernst Augusta-Fedore — The Betoota Advocate
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Britain’s New Leader? Meet The Man Who Can Win Back The Working Class, Sir Ernst Augusta-Fedore — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just eight British politicians are left in the race to replace the UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson, as nominations closed for the first ballot to find a…

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“Win Or I’ll Make You Coach The Bulldogs” — The Betoota Advocate
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“Win Or I’ll Make You Coach The Bulldogs” — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The head supremo of the NSW Rugby League mafia has made stern threats this week, using his full powers to ensure…

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