Tag: Whos
“Why’d You Waste Money On That” Says Boyfriend Who’s Been Reusing Crusty Plastic Bottle Since 2016 — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local girl is reevaluating the marriageability of her boyfriend today after realising that he’s a bit of a grot. On…
Woman Who’s Keen On Tradies Asked How She‘ll Feel About Waking Up To A 5am Alarm Every Morning — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A French Quarter woman has today been given some thinking to do, after realising that the thought of dating a tradie was probably…
Mate Who’s Always ‘On’ Wants To Hang Out Midweek — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact “Well shit, thinks local woman Lilly Malvern, going into panic mode, “he’s got me.” She should have known better than to be honest…
Man Who’s Not Good With Emotions Pats Mate’s Arm Like A Used Car Salesman Tapping Roof Of Old Civic — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Staring at his mate Derek with a mix of awkwardness and fear, local bloke/robot Paul Starr finds himself struggling with what to do….
Bee At Least Wasted It’s Life Stinging Someone Who’s Allergic — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a world that may soon have to adapt to the loss of the pollinating power of bees, it has been confirmed that…
Man Who’s Avoided The Spicy Cough So Far Decides To Get It Over With And Books Cruise — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact For Betoota Heights man Dennis Frank, it’s gone on long enough. Somehow, by the grace of God, the 74-year-old…
Woman Who’s An ‘Old Soul’ Really Just Forced To Take On Everyone’s Emotional Baggage As A Child — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who has mentioned being an old soul on more than one occasion has found herself having a very interesting chat with…
“Give Me Ten Good Blokes And A Dozen SLRs And I’ll Secure Our Gas Reserves And Make Sure None Of It, Not Even A Bic Lighter Of The Stuff, Gets Sent Overseas To Places Like China Or Some Other Bloody Place Because This Is Our Gas And I’ll Be Damned If We Sell It On For A Profit While Australian Families Are Shivering Their Way Through The Coldest Winter In Fifty Years, We Will Take The Fight To The Gas Exporters And This Isn’t The First Time I’ve Put A Hot Round Through The Patella (Which Is Latin For Kneecap) Of Some Corporate Johnny Who’s Selling Australia Down The River There’s A Million Wild Acres Of Country Out Past Julia Creek Where These Bastards Can Rot Under A Boree Tree When I’m Done With Them.” — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member for Kennedy Bob Katter has unveiled his plan to make sure the gas shortage crisis is averted…