Bee At Least Wasted It's Life Stinging Someone Who's Allergic — The Betoota Advocate
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Bee At Least Wasted It’s Life Stinging Someone Who’s Allergic — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a world that may soon have to adapt to the loss of the pollinating power of bees, it has been confirmed that…

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Man Who's Avoided The Spicy Cough So Far Decides To Get It Over With And Books Cruise — The Betoota Advocate
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Man Who’s Avoided The Spicy Cough So Far Decides To Get It Over With And Books Cruise — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact For Betoota Heights man Dennis Frank, it’s gone on long enough. Somehow, by the grace of God, the 74-year-old…

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Woman Who's An ‘Old Soul’ Really Just Forced To Take On Everyone’s Emotional Baggage As A Child — The Betoota Advocate
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Woman Who’s An ‘Old Soul’ Really Just Forced To Take On Everyone’s Emotional Baggage As A Child — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who has mentioned being an old soul on more than one occasion has found herself having a very interesting chat with…

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"Give Me Ten Good Blokes And A Dozen SLRs And I'll Secure Our Gas Reserves And Make Sure None Of It, Not Even A Bic Lighter Of The Stuff, Gets Sent Overseas To Places Like China Or Some Other Bloody Place Because This Is Our Gas And I'll Be Damned If We Sell It On For A Profit While Australian Families Are Shivering Their Way Through The Coldest Winter In Fifty Years, We Will Take The Fight To The Gas Exporters And This Isn't The First Time I've Put A Hot Round Through The Patella (Which Is Latin For Kneecap) Of Some Corporate Johnny Who's Selling Australia Down The River There's A Million Wild Acres Of Country Out Past Julia Creek Where These Bastards Can Rot Under A Boree Tree When I'm Done With Them." — The Betoota Advocate
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“Give Me Ten Good Blokes And A Dozen SLRs And I’ll Secure Our Gas Reserves And Make Sure None Of It, Not Even A Bic Lighter Of The Stuff, Gets Sent Overseas To Places Like China Or Some Other Bloody Place Because This Is Our Gas And I’ll Be Damned If We Sell It On For A Profit While Australian Families Are Shivering Their Way Through The Coldest Winter In Fifty Years, We Will Take The Fight To The Gas Exporters And This Isn’t The First Time I’ve Put A Hot Round Through The Patella (Which Is Latin For Kneecap) Of Some Corporate Johnny Who’s Selling Australia Down The River There’s A Million Wild Acres Of Country Out Past Julia Creek Where These Bastards Can Rot Under A Boree Tree When I’m Done With Them.” — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member for Kennedy Bob Katter has unveiled his plan to make sure the gas shortage crisis is averted…

Continue Reading “Give Me Ten Good Blokes And A Dozen SLRs And I’ll Secure Our Gas Reserves And Make Sure None Of It, Not Even A Bic Lighter Of The Stuff, Gets Sent Overseas To Places Like China Or Some Other Bloody Place Because This Is Our Gas And I’ll Be Damned If We Sell It On For A Profit While Australian Families Are Shivering Their Way Through The Coldest Winter In Fifty Years, We Will Take The Fight To The Gas Exporters And This Isn’t The First Time I’ve Put A Hot Round Through The Patella (Which Is Latin For Kneecap) Of Some Corporate Johnny Who’s Selling Australia Down The River There’s A Million Wild Acres Of Country Out Past Julia Creek Where These Bastards Can Rot Under A Boree Tree When I’m Done With Them.” — The Betoota Advocate