Uni Grad’s Transition From Labourer To White Collar Sees $6 Sushi Replace $4 Banh Mi For Daily Feed — The Betoota Advocate
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Uni Grad’s Transition From Labourer To White Collar Sees $6 Sushi Replace $4 Banh Mi For Daily Feed — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today spoken to The Betoota Advocate about the good life he’s currently living. The recently employed architect here in…

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Unremarkable White Collar City Guy Prepares To Save Humanity Over The Weekend — The Betoota Advocate
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Unremarkable White Collar City Guy Prepares To Save Humanity Over The Weekend — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A run of the mill white collar guy from our town’s very own Betoota Ponds is today preparing to depart the real world. …

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Harsh Email Inspires Local White Boy To Load Up ‘The Eminem Show’ And Thrash The Cable Fly For An Hour  — The Betoota Advocate
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Harsh Email Inspires Local White Boy To Load Up ‘The Eminem Show’ And Thrash The Cable Fly For An Hour  — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A public safety alert has been issued for Betoota’s suburbs this afternoon, after reports that a local white boy is getting…

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Raes At Wategos Resort In Byron Bay Enters Bid To Host 3rd Season Of White Lotus — The Betoota Advocate
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Raes At Wategos Resort In Byron Bay Enters Bid To Host 3rd Season Of White Lotus — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT There’s some exciting news for Destination NSW and entertainment fans today, with revelations that a popular TV show could be coming to Australian…

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Polynesians Match The White Boys And Lebanese With Their Very Own Sydney-Based Crime Thriller — The Betoota Advocate
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Polynesians Match The White Boys And Lebanese With Their Very Own Sydney-Based Crime Thriller — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 13-years since the Western Sydney crime thriller The Combination was banned from cinema screens for its gritty portrayal of the Lebanese-Australian experience, and…

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Pale White Boy Rocking Etnies Skate Shoes Either Computer Science Teacher or Ice Dealer — The Betoota Advocate
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Pale White Boy Rocking Etnies Skate Shoes Either Computer Science Teacher or Ice Dealer — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An avid PC gamer is keeping Betoota locals on their toes this morning, given a wide berth thanks to his concerning…

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Very Real Racist White Gangs Of Perth Getting Far Less Air Time Than Fictional African Gangs Of Melbourne — The Betoota Advocate
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Very Real Racist White Gangs Of Perth Getting Far Less Air Time Than Fictional African Gangs Of Melbourne — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some not so surprising news from newsrooms around the country, dangerous gangs of young white men aren’t getting anywhere near the attention…

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Seek To Offer New Filter That Only Shows Jobs That Unskilled White People Are Prepared To Do — The Betoota Advocate
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Seek To Offer New Filter That Only Shows Jobs That Unskilled White People Are Prepared To Do — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The national jobs classified Seek is hoping to give some clarity to the labour shortage crisis affecting every sector…

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Heartbroken 50-Year-Old White Boy Will Be On His Knees Tonight Sayin Prayers In Da Street Lights — The Betoota Advocate
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Heartbroken 50-Year-Old White Boy Will Be On His Knees Tonight Sayin Prayers In Da Street Lights — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT I’M EDUCATED FOOL WITH MONEY ON MY MIND: Local Betoota-based Regional Product Integration Coordinator, Glenn Mealey (50) has had to take an early…

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A Federal Corruption Watchdog Is Not A Bad Shout, And I'm All For It, And Yes, If Any Of These Bastards Are Lining Their Own Pockets Then I Have No Problem Seeing Them Swing, But Before We Go And Grab Our Pitchforks, We Really Should Come To A General Consensus On What That Word 'Corruption' Actually Means, Particularly In Queensland, Ya Know My Mentor Sir Joh Was Always Written Off As Corrupt, But Really At The End Of The Day, Without Those Completely Unregulated Post-War Investments Flowing In From Japan, And All Those Comically Crooked Tender Processes, We Wouldn't Have The Gold Coast, Now Would We? Let's Not Forget The 1982 Commonwealth Games, A Real Coming Of Age For Brisbane... Mind You, I Do Find It Completely Pointless To Host A Gymnastics Event Without Any Chinese Or Russians Athletes Flying Around The Mat. But Nevertheless, It Was A Real Highlight For Brisbane. With No Help From Down South Either. I've Always Said That Those Lilypad Lefties At The ABC Cannot Tell The Difference Between Full Blown White Collar Crime And Something As Innocent As Immigrant Ambition. So A Couple Of Old Krauts Got Paid Out The Arse For A Job That Coulda Been Done For Half The Price? Who Cares? The Job Got Done Didn't It? Who Do You Think Built These Bloody Railroads That Carried Us Through Multiple Mining Booms? Overpaid Ethnic Men, That's Who. Proud Lutheran And Orthodox Men With Surnames Like Hinze, Thiess, Cilento. Or Those Mad Deen Brothers. My Goodness They Used To Make Me Laugh. Good Muslim Lads Who Could Weave A Demolition Wrecking Ball Through Even The Most Precious Heritage Listings. This Country Was Built On The Back Of People Like That. Innovative And Aspirational Queenslanders. Unflinching Patriots. Titans Of Industry That Prefer To Ask For Forgiveness Rather Than Permission — The Betoota Advocate
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A Federal Corruption Watchdog Is Not A Bad Shout, And I’m All For It, And Yes, If Any Of These Bastards Are Lining Their Own Pockets Then I Have No Problem Seeing Them Swing, But Before We Go And Grab Our Pitchforks, We Really Should Come To A General Consensus On What That Word ‘Corruption’ Actually Means, Particularly In Queensland, Ya Know My Mentor Sir Joh Was Always Written Off As Corrupt, But Really At The End Of The Day, Without Those Completely Unregulated Post-War Investments Flowing In From Japan, And All Those Comically Crooked Tender Processes, We Wouldn’t Have The Gold Coast, Now Would We? Let’s Not Forget The 1982 Commonwealth Games, A Real Coming Of Age For Brisbane… Mind You, I Do Find It Completely Pointless To Host A Gymnastics Event Without Any Chinese Or Russians Athletes Flying Around The Mat. But Nevertheless, It Was A Real Highlight For Brisbane. With No Help From Down South Either. I’ve Always Said That Those Lilypad Lefties At The ABC Cannot Tell The Difference Between Full Blown White Collar Crime And Something As Innocent As Immigrant Ambition. So A Couple Of Old Krauts Got Paid Out The Arse For A Job That Coulda Been Done For Half The Price? Who Cares? The Job Got Done Didn’t It? Who Do You Think Built These Bloody Railroads That Carried Us Through Multiple Mining Booms? Overpaid Ethnic Men, That’s Who. Proud Lutheran And Orthodox Men With Surnames Like Hinze, Thiess, Cilento. Or Those Mad Deen Brothers. My Goodness They Used To Make Me Laugh. Good Muslim Lads Who Could Weave A Demolition Wrecking Ball Through Even The Most Precious Heritage Listings. This Country Was Built On The Back Of People Like That. Innovative And Aspirational Queenslanders. Unflinching Patriots. Titans Of Industry That Prefer To Ask For Forgiveness Rather Than Permission — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a long election campaign of promising to lock up crooked politicians, The Australian government is set to introduce its long-awaited Federal Corruption…

Continue Reading A Federal Corruption Watchdog Is Not A Bad Shout, And I’m All For It, And Yes, If Any Of These Bastards Are Lining Their Own Pockets Then I Have No Problem Seeing Them Swing, But Before We Go And Grab Our Pitchforks, We Really Should Come To A General Consensus On What That Word ‘Corruption’ Actually Means, Particularly In Queensland, Ya Know My Mentor Sir Joh Was Always Written Off As Corrupt, But Really At The End Of The Day, Without Those Completely Unregulated Post-War Investments Flowing In From Japan, And All Those Comically Crooked Tender Processes, We Wouldn’t Have The Gold Coast, Now Would We? Let’s Not Forget The 1982 Commonwealth Games, A Real Coming Of Age For Brisbane… Mind You, I Do Find It Completely Pointless To Host A Gymnastics Event Without Any Chinese Or Russians Athletes Flying Around The Mat. But Nevertheless, It Was A Real Highlight For Brisbane. With No Help From Down South Either. I’ve Always Said That Those Lilypad Lefties At The ABC Cannot Tell The Difference Between Full Blown White Collar Crime And Something As Innocent As Immigrant Ambition. So A Couple Of Old Krauts Got Paid Out The Arse For A Job That Coulda Been Done For Half The Price? Who Cares? The Job Got Done Didn’t It? Who Do You Think Built These Bloody Railroads That Carried Us Through Multiple Mining Booms? Overpaid Ethnic Men, That’s Who. Proud Lutheran And Orthodox Men With Surnames Like Hinze, Thiess, Cilento. Or Those Mad Deen Brothers. My Goodness They Used To Make Me Laugh. Good Muslim Lads Who Could Weave A Demolition Wrecking Ball Through Even The Most Precious Heritage Listings. This Country Was Built On The Back Of People Like That. Innovative And Aspirational Queenslanders. Unflinching Patriots. Titans Of Industry That Prefer To Ask For Forgiveness Rather Than Permission — The Betoota Advocate