Bank Confirms Closure Of Its Regional Branches Due To Country Folks Being Super Poor And Weird — The Betoota Advocate
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Bank Confirms Closure Of Its Regional Branches Due To Country Folks Being Super Poor And Weird — The Betoota Advocate

DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Tanbarrar may be a quaint regional village set amongst gorgeous desert landscapes but its residents are finding it difficult…

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NRL Fan Wakes Up In Weird Alternate Universe Where Manly, Dragons And Dolphins Are Top Of Ladder — The Betoota Advocate
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NRL Fan Wakes Up In Weird Alternate Universe Where Manly, Dragons And Dolphins Are Top Of Ladder — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today received the shock of his life, after waking up in a strange world many years from now. Speaking…

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Bloke Dying For Return Of Contact Sports Spices Up Day With Weird New Chip Flavour  — The Betoota Advocate
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Bloke Dying For Return Of Contact Sports Spices Up Day With Weird New Chip Flavour  — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Dribbler has gone a little rogue in the snacks aisle this evening, as he attempts to cure his case…

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Weird Guy Who Did A Poo In The Urinal In Year 8 Now Really Into His Ice Baths — The Betoota Advocate
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Weird Guy Who Did A Poo In The Urinal In Year 8 Now Really Into His Ice Baths — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In the dying abyss of Facebook, a former schoolmate of a Betoota Heights man has emerged from the content…

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Music Intellectual Puts On Weird Non-Johnny Cash Version Of Hurt — The Betoota Advocate
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Music Intellectual Puts On Weird Non-Johnny Cash Version Of Hurt — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local muso has elevated himself to a God-like status after playing his friends a weird non-Johnny Cash version of the song ‘Hurt’….

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“Highlighting My Blatant, Psychopathic, Extremely Weird Abuses Of Power Is Political Intimidation” — The Betoota Advocate
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“Highlighting My Blatant, Psychopathic, Extremely Weird Abuses Of Power Is Political Intimidation” — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Member for Cook has today shocked the nation by revealing that he is physically incapable of saying the word sorry. The former…

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Local Girl Spends Costume Party Avoiding Eye Contact With Weird Dude Dressed As ‘The Joker’ — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Girl Spends Costume Party Avoiding Eye Contact With Weird Dude Dressed As ‘The Joker’ — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | Editor | CONTACT After a four year stint at University and a long history of mingling in circles filled with ‘Drama kids’, local Betoota girl…

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Netflix Continue Weird Trend Of Making Serial Killers Sexy By Casting Chalamet As John Wayne Gacy — The Betoota Advocate
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Netflix Continue Weird Trend Of Making Serial Killers Sexy By Casting Chalamet As John Wayne Gacy — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Netflix producers are at it again this week, continuing their very bizarre trend of sourcing actors that heavily appeal to young women to…

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Millennial Fucks Up Holiday Booking And Accidentally Stays In Weird AirBnB with Staff, Multiple Suites, Minibar & Facilities — The Betoota Advocate
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Millennial Fucks Up Holiday Booking And Accidentally Stays In Weird AirBnB with Staff, Multiple Suites, Minibar & Facilities — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A globetrotting Betoota Millennial has made a hilarious travelling mishap by accidentally booking a stay in a weird AirBnB with staff, multiple suites,…

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