Tag: Weird
Bank Confirms Closure Of Its Regional Branches Due To Country Folks Being Super Poor And Weird — The Betoota Advocate
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Tanbarrar may be a quaint regional village set amongst gorgeous desert landscapes but its residents are finding it difficult…
NRL Fan Wakes Up In Weird Alternate Universe Where Manly, Dragons And Dolphins Are Top Of Ladder — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today received the shock of his life, after waking up in a strange world many years from now. Speaking…
Bloke Dying For Return Of Contact Sports Spices Up Day With Weird New Chip Flavour — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Dribbler has gone a little rogue in the snacks aisle this evening, as he attempts to cure his case…
Weird Guy Who Did A Poo In The Urinal In Year 8 Now Really Into His Ice Baths — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In the dying abyss of Facebook, a former schoolmate of a Betoota Heights man has emerged from the content…
Music Intellectual Puts On Weird Non-Johnny Cash Version Of Hurt — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local muso has elevated himself to a God-like status after playing his friends a weird non-Johnny Cash version of the song ‘Hurt’….
“Highlighting My Blatant, Psychopathic, Extremely Weird Abuses Of Power Is Political Intimidation” — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Member for Cook has today shocked the nation by revealing that he is physically incapable of saying the word sorry. The former…
Local Girl Spends Costume Party Avoiding Eye Contact With Weird Dude Dressed As ‘The Joker’ — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | Editor | CONTACT After a four year stint at University and a long history of mingling in circles filled with ‘Drama kids’, local Betoota girl…
Netflix Continue Weird Trend Of Making Serial Killers Sexy By Casting Chalamet As John Wayne Gacy — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Netflix producers are at it again this week, continuing their very bizarre trend of sourcing actors that heavily appeal to young women to…
Millennial Fucks Up Holiday Booking And Accidentally Stays In Weird AirBnB with Staff, Multiple Suites, Minibar & Facilities — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A globetrotting Betoota Millennial has made a hilarious travelling mishap by accidentally booking a stay in a weird AirBnB with staff, multiple suites,…