Tag: Wearing
New Couple Signal Strength Of Committed Relationship By Wearing Matching Birkenstocks To Brunch — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Jewellery stores in Betoota are on standby this morning after a local couple have confirmed that they’re in it for the…
Cooked Mate Wearing Pair Of Speed Dealers Confirms Fred Again Song Is A Tune — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In more breaking news from the hottest house party in Betoota this afternoon, a bloke who loves to sesh has confirmed…
Passenger On Bonza’s Inaugural Flight Was Feeling OK Until He Noticed The Pilot Isn’t Even Wearing Shoes — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The greatest thing to happen to air travel in this country for years took place today as new airline…
Short King Wonders If He Can Pull Of Wearing His Sister’s Platform Airs Without The Lads Noticing — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man is asking himself the hard questions this afternoon after noticing a detail on a pair…
Old Maskless Bastards On The Bus Reckon The Rest Of Us Are Still Wearing Them For Fun — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Masks may be mandated on public transport but the enforcement differs from bus to bus, which is something a…