New Couple Signal Strength Of Committed Relationship By Wearing Matching Birkenstocks To Brunch — The Betoota Advocate
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New Couple Signal Strength Of Committed Relationship By Wearing Matching Birkenstocks To Brunch — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Jewellery stores in Betoota are on standby this morning after a local couple have confirmed that they’re in it for the…

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Cooked Mate Wearing Pair Of Speed Dealers Confirms Fred Again Song Is A Tune — The Betoota Advocate
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Cooked Mate Wearing Pair Of Speed Dealers Confirms Fred Again Song Is A Tune — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In more breaking news from the hottest house party in Betoota this afternoon, a bloke who loves to sesh has confirmed…

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Passenger On Bonza's Inaugural Flight Was Feeling OK Until He Noticed The Pilot Isn't Even Wearing Shoes — The Betoota Advocate
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Passenger On Bonza’s Inaugural Flight Was Feeling OK Until He Noticed The Pilot Isn’t Even Wearing Shoes — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The greatest thing to happen to air travel in this country for years took place today as new airline…

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Short King Wonders If He Can Pull Of Wearing His Sister's Platform Airs Without The Lads Noticing — The Betoota Advocate
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Short King Wonders If He Can Pull Of Wearing His Sister’s Platform Airs Without The Lads Noticing — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man is asking himself the hard questions this afternoon after noticing a detail on a pair…

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Old Maskless Bastards On The Bus Reckon The Rest Of Us Are Still Wearing Them For Fun — The Betoota Advocate
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Old Maskless Bastards On The Bus Reckon The Rest Of Us Are Still Wearing Them For Fun — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Masks may be mandated on public transport but the enforcement differs from bus to bus, which is something a…

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