Tag: Water
“We Need Water Cannons” – NSW Police Say Tasers And Handcuffs Not Enough To Take On Elderly Women — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT New South Wales Police Commissioner Karen Webb has complained that her officers force are expected “to know everything”, as the backlash continues…
Local Bloke Boosts Immune System For Flu Season By Making Full Mouth Contact On Team Water Bottles — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Betoota Dolphins 4th grader has given his immune system a boost today by bravely sucking on the festering nozzle of…
Vocal Anti-Plastic Campaigner Probably Gonna Stick To The Bottled Water In Bali — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Betoota based anti-plastic campaigner and eco-warrior Sarah Bowler (25) has today conceded that she probably won’t be drinking out…
Calls For Holden To Start Making Electric Cars Grows Louder After Market Demands EVs With Fucked Timing Chains And Doors That Fill Up With Water Every Time It Fucking Rains
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There are growing calls in the automotive community to rebirth local car manufacturer Holden and put it to work…
Local Girl Signals For Rescue Evac After One Night Stand Offers Water in Cinema Collectors Cup — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact A local Betoota woman is planning a hasty exit this morning, after realising she’s had a one night stand with a…
Italian Waiter Acknowledges Past Price Gouging Atrocities By Declaring ‘Our Sparkling Water is Complimentary’ — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A waterfront Italian restaurant in Betoota’s entertainment district has launched a new policy of transparency this weekend, made in an effort…
Parents Who Gifted Teen A Guitar Rewarded With Hearing Smoke On The Water Riff For Seven Hours A Day — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights couple who’ve been nothing but supportive of their son’s dreams of becoming the next Jimi Hendrix (without the drug addiction)…
Success! Uber Now As Complacent As Taxi Companies They Defeated With Mints And Bottled Water — The Betoota Advocate
FERGLE BARNES | Tech | CONTACT Lovers of traditional travel can rejoice as it has been confirmed by the nation’s Uber passengers that the rideshare company…