Tag: Watching
Shane Crawford Caught In Jealous Rage After Watching Nathan Buckley’s Solid Comedy Acting Skills — The Betoota Advocate
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact Betootians may have some Victorian friends who know Shane Crawford as the former elite AFL Brownlow winning legend. The silky-skilled jet…
Queensland Dad Glued To New Wayne Bennett Documentary Like He’s Watching A Denzel Movie — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Queensland dad, who isn’t really that into footy, has spent the last 12 hours in contemplated silence – after finally getting a…
Local Farmer Confirms Watching Useless Old Pommy Fuckwit Try Farming Is The Height Of Comedy — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local farmer spent yesterday evening watching the first couple episode of Clarkson’s Farm after being told he’d like…
“It’s Exactly Like My 9 To 5” Says Government Employee Binge Watching Entire Series Of Utopia — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The reverential Logie Award-winning Australian comedy series, Utopia, has hit a little too close to home today for full-time indentured public servant, Callan…
Bloke Rocking 3-Piece Tweed Suit At Ipswich Races Been Watching Too Much Peaky Blinders — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke has managed to look like an incredibly dapper fuckwit this afternoon, rolling into the Ipswich races dressed up…
“Nah Haven’t Been Watching” Says Italian Mate — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Aside from all the off-field drama about extreme human rights abuses and unbridled corporate corruption, the first two days of the 2022 FIFA…
Local Bloke Watching Yellowstone Wondering If He Could Pull Off Cowboy Boots Without Copping Flak — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Sydney finance worker is pondering if he has what it takes to pull off cowboy boots without looking like an absolute nonce,…
“I Can’t Miss This, Babe,” Says Sports Fan Tuning Into The Start Of The Sheffield Shield After Watching Football Game He Couldn’t Miss Either
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A marginally-employed young man from our town’s Heights district has told The Advocate that he’s likely to be crucified…
Experienced Thai Masseuse Learns A Few New Moves After Watching The Melbourne Storm — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT After 22 years of practising the art of ‘Nuat phaen boran’, local Thai Massage Master Anong Saetang (45) thought she knew…
Friend Who Keeps Getting Back With Dodgy Ex Also Watching New Game of Thrones — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Sharnie Lavender (31) of Betoota’s French Quarter is a simple woman. She likes her coffee hot, her rosé cool, and her men emotionally…