Shane Crawford Caught In Jealous Rage After Watching Nathan Buckley’s Solid Comedy Acting Skills — The Betoota Advocate
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Shane Crawford Caught In Jealous Rage After Watching Nathan Buckley’s Solid Comedy Acting Skills — The Betoota Advocate

JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact Betootians may have some Victorian friends who know Shane Crawford as the former elite AFL Brownlow winning legend. The silky-skilled jet…

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Queensland Dad Glued To New Wayne Bennett Documentary Like He's Watching A Denzel Movie — The Betoota Advocate
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Queensland Dad Glued To New Wayne Bennett Documentary Like He’s Watching A Denzel Movie — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Queensland dad, who isn’t really that into footy, has spent the last 12 hours in contemplated silence – after finally getting a…

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Local Farmer Confirms Watching Useless Old Pommy Fuckwit Try Farming Is The Height Of Comedy — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Farmer Confirms Watching Useless Old Pommy Fuckwit Try Farming Is The Height Of Comedy — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local farmer spent yesterday evening watching the first couple episode of Clarkson’s Farm after being told he’d like…

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“It’s Exactly Like My 9 To 5” Says Government Employee Binge Watching Entire Series Of Utopia — The Betoota Advocate
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“It’s Exactly Like My 9 To 5” Says Government Employee Binge Watching Entire Series Of Utopia — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The reverential Logie Award-winning Australian comedy series, Utopia, has hit a little too close to home today for full-time indentured public servant, Callan…

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Bloke Rocking 3-Piece Tweed Suit At Ipswich Races Been Watching Too Much Peaky Blinders — The Betoota Advocate
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Bloke Rocking 3-Piece Tweed Suit At Ipswich Races Been Watching Too Much Peaky Blinders — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke has managed to look like an incredibly dapper fuckwit this afternoon, rolling into the Ipswich races dressed up…

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"Nah Haven't Been Watching" Says Italian Mate — The Betoota Advocate
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“Nah Haven’t Been Watching” Says Italian Mate — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Aside from all the off-field drama about extreme human rights abuses and unbridled corporate corruption, the first two days of the 2022 FIFA…

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Local Bloke Watching Yellowstone Wondering If He Could Pull Off Cowboy Boots Without Copping Flak — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Bloke Watching Yellowstone Wondering If He Could Pull Off Cowboy Boots Without Copping Flak — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Sydney finance worker is pondering if he has what it takes to pull off cowboy boots without looking like an absolute nonce,…

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“I Can’t Miss This, Babe,” Says Sports Fan Tuning Into The Start Of The Sheffield Shield After Watching Football Game He Couldn’t Miss Either
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“I Can’t Miss This, Babe,” Says Sports Fan Tuning Into The Start Of The Sheffield Shield After Watching Football Game He Couldn’t Miss Either

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A marginally-employed young man from our town’s Heights district has told The Advocate that he’s likely to be crucified…

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Experienced Thai Masseuse Learns A Few New Moves After Watching The Melbourne Storm — The Betoota Advocate
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Experienced Thai Masseuse Learns A Few New Moves After Watching The Melbourne Storm — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT After 22 years of practising the art of ‘Nuat phaen boran’, local Thai Massage Master Anong Saetang (45) thought she knew…

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Friend Who Keeps Getting Back With Dodgy Ex Also Watching New Game of Thrones — The Betoota Advocate
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Friend Who Keeps Getting Back With Dodgy Ex Also Watching New Game of Thrones — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Sharnie Lavender (31) of Betoota’s French Quarter is a simple woman. She likes her coffee hot, her rosé cool, and her men emotionally…

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