Tag: War
“Wouldn’t Happen If Justin Langer Was Still Coaching” Says Perth Bricklayer On War In Ukraine — The Betoota Advocate
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact The war in Ukraine has been a hot topic at a Perth local this week after one of the boys suggested that…
RBA Boss Philip Lowe Says Triggering Total Collapse Of Society And Civil War Through Prudent Monetary Policy Are Steps He’s Willing To Take In Order To Keep Downward Pressure On Inflation
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Reserve Bank chief Philip Lowe has revealed the steps he’s willing to take in order to kill the inflation…
War Criminal Mourns Pedophile — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some sad news from the Harbour city of Sydney, a war criminal has been forced to say goodbye to his longtime pedophile…
National Drug Dealers Association Call On Perrottet To Resign And End War On Their Laundries — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The President of the National Drug Dealers Association (NDDA) has called on disgraced NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet to resign…
Local Woman Farewells Parents Going On Cruise Like They’re Going Off To War — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With the rising popularity of death ships sailing the seven seas, chock full of spicy cough and gastro, a…
Teal Voters’ War Against Plastic On Hold For Halloween As They Cover Their Gorgeous Inner-City Terrace In Halloween Rubbish — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Most homes in the heavily-gentrified French Quarter are decked out top to bottom in plastic Halloween rubbish today as…
Hyperactive Uncle Scales Back On His Cycling Obsession To Focus On Researching The War In Ukraine — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Uncle Kenno has made the radical decision to only hit the wide open road on his graphite road bike 6 times a week…
Katter Says He Is Willing To Back An Indigenous Voice To Parliament But It Would Make More Sense To Have A Black Upper House And A Black Lower House That Operates Within The Current Federal System, We Should Let The Murris And The Torres Strait Islanders Effectively Run A Black Senate Just To Double Check Everything The Southern Mob Puts Forward, Because If I’m Honest, And My Opinions Might Be Heavily Influenced By Rugby League, But Nevertheless, There’s Something To Be Said About The Solutions-Based Approach We See In Queensland Politics, Black And White, And Yes, I’m Well Aware That Our First Nations Brother-Cousins Don’t Necessarily Acknowledge State Borders, And Neither Do I, Really, As Far As I’m Concerned Anywhere South Of Bundaberg Is A Suburb Of Sydney, And The Only Border I’m Ready To Acknowledge Is The Brisbane Line, Which Was By Far The Most Cowardly Defence Proposal In The History Of Modern Military Strategy, Formulated By Those Bastards In Canberra During World War II To Concede The Northern Portion Of The Australian Continent To The Japanese So They Could Prioritise The Blue-Blooded Farming Plains Of New South Wales And Those Victorian One-Horse Brothel Towns That Ran Out Of Gold When Ned Kelly Was In Nappies, I’m Not Here Trying To Complicate Things, But It’s Worth Remembering That They Blew Up Our Inland Bridges And Major Ports And Left Us For Dead In The Face Of An Aggressive Foreign Army Chockablock With Soldiers Willing To Literally Fly Their Fighter Planes Into Defence Targets For Love Of Empire, It Makes Me Sick To Think About That Disgraceful Chapter In Our Country’s History, And This Complacency, Which Borders On Treason, Has Not Been Forgotten, Queenslanders, Black And White, Harbour A Deep Distrust For The Southern Elite To This Very Day, Mind You, The Ngarrindjeri Mob Down There On The Lower Murray River, I Don’t Mind The Cut Of Their Jib, I Spose Maybe We Can Have Them Operating Some Sort Of A Black Cross Bench, Like The Black Teals, Or The Black Katters, That’s Not A Bad Idea At All, I Mean, Really, What I’m Putting Forward Here, It’s Quite Simple When You Think About It
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s has put the proposed referendum on constitutional recognition of Indigenous people front and centre over the weekend, during his…
Don Albanese Ramps Up War With Independents As Pocock Wakes Next To Severed Head Of Brumby Jack — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The war between the major families of Australian federal politics has reached another low today. After a number of hits on Independent political…
Channel 9 Producers Ban Gus Gould From Comparing Origin To The War In Ukraine During Pre-Game — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The people behind the broadcast of State of Origin have today had to draw a line in the sand. With the biggest match…