Boomer Rants For 12 Minutes About Airport Wait Times To Airport Staff — The Betoota Advocate
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Boomer Rants For 12 Minutes About Airport Wait Times To Airport Staff — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local boomer has done one for the culture today by ranting to airport staff about how long he has had to wait,…

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Local Woman Makes Her Childfree Lifestyle More Palatable By Insisting She Can’t Wait To Be An Aunt Though! — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woman Makes Her Childfree Lifestyle More Palatable By Insisting She Can’t Wait To Be An Aunt Though! — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local selfish cow has felt the need to clarify her childfree stance this week, after she was asked by her boyfriend’s sister…

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Local Big Unit Can't Wait To Have A Few Of King Charles' Fingers For Tea — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Big Unit Can’t Wait To Have A Few Of King Charles’ Fingers For Tea — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A specimen from our town’s Heights district said he can’t bloody wait to get home from work this evening…

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Backpacker In Nimbin Suffers Harrowing 40-Second Wait Before Being Sold Drugs — The Betoota Advocate
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Backpacker In Nimbin Suffers Harrowing 40-Second Wait Before Being Sold Drugs — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The Australian tourism industry isn’t quite what it used to be. Reports from Northern NSW, aka Deep South Queensland, have confirmed that…

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Bloke Who Had To Wait For Borders To Open Up And Wait In Line For A PCR Test And Wait For Chemist To Stock RATs Now Waits For His Passport To Arrive
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Bloke Who Had To Wait For Borders To Open Up And Wait In Line For A PCR Test And Wait For Chemist To Stock RATs Now Waits For His Passport To Arrive

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As Betoota Heights local Tom Doggett clocks into his fourth week waiting for his passport to arrive, he’s starkly reminded of how much…

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