Landlord Unsure About Renewing Your Lease... Unless You Wanna Offer To Pay More Haha? Up To You — The Betoota Advocate
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Landlord Unsure About Renewing Your Lease… Unless You Wanna Offer To Pay More Haha? Up To You — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As was 100% expected, the genius investors that make up Australia’s post-war landlord caste have this week begun making immediate steps to pass…

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Local Woman Unsure If She Should Tell Ex Boyfriend How Many Of His Mates Have Hit Her Up — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woman Unsure If She Should Tell Ex Boyfriend How Many Of His Mates Have Hit Her Up — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has found herself in a bit of a moral conundrum today, after yet another one of her ex’s mates messaged…

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Employers Unsure How To React To Vaping During Work Zoom — The Betoota Advocate
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Employers Unsure How To React To Vaping During Work Zoom — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As The Australian and other satirical news sites have confirmed, no one was hit harder by the spicey cough than employers. First dealing…

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Psych Student Staring Up At Mouldy Ceiling Unsure If She Sees A Bat Or A Rotisserie Chicken — The Betoota Advocate
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Psych Student Staring Up At Mouldy Ceiling Unsure If She Sees A Bat Or A Rotisserie Chicken — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Polytechnic psychology student has found herself the unwitting recipient of a Rorschach test this afternoon, after the black mould that had…

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Road Worker Chewing Through 3am Servo Sandwich Unsure If Mayo Is Tangy Or Brimming With Salmonella — The Betoota Advocate
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Road Worker Chewing Through 3am Servo Sandwich Unsure If Mayo Is Tangy Or Brimming With Salmonella — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A starving road worker has decided to play some ‘Caltex Roulette’ this morning, rolling the dinner dice on a chicken and…

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Bloke Watching Commercial TV Unsure If It’s Monkeypox, China, Or Russia That’s Supposed To Get Him — The Betoota Advocate
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Bloke Watching Commercial TV Unsure If It’s Monkeypox, China, Or Russia That’s Supposed To Get Him — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact By his own admissions, a Betoota Heights man said he was looking forward to this work week because on…

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