Tag: Understand
Mate Who Ate This For Smoko All Week Can’t Understand Why His Guts Are Playing Up — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Betoota Heights chippy Burt Luke has been struck down today by a mystery case of the tummy pains. While there is plenty of…
Grumpy Lefty Rather Frustrated By These Aboriginal Women Who Don’t Understand Whats Good For Them — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Greens Party have today taken a substantial backwards slide in their efforts to no longer be recognised as the party for…
Frustrated NSW Government Can’t Understand Why Teachers Won’t Just Rent Forever In Lower Middle Class Misery — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NSW Government has today detailed a fool-proof way to stop the current trend of both primary and high school teachers fleeing education…
Divorced Footy Coach Just Can’t Understand Why People Won’t Come To Pub After Every Training Session — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the coaches down at Betoota’s Muttaburrasaurus Rugby Union Football club has today spoken to The Advocate about the clubs prospects this…
Frugal Millionaire Is Either Super Boring Or Doesn’t Understand That Money Can Buy Fun Things — The Betoota Advocate
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Australia’s millionaire club just got bigger, with Andrew Kent (49) joining its ranks after not doing anything fun for…
“My Boyfriend Has Booked A Table For The Footy” Says Colleague Who Doesn’t Understand That Means 3 Codes Across 8 Hours — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT This Saturday marks perhaps the most jam-packed day of of sport in the 2022 calendar. Right across the nation, TVs and stadiums will…
Marvel Threatens Fans By Saying They Won’t Understand Anything Unless They See This Next Movie — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As cinemas continue to battle for relevance in a world of streaming, Marvel Studios have given their audience a strongly worded ultimatum. Nearly…