Rural Cabbie Turns Out To Be An Aeronautical Engineer Still Waiting To Hear Back From Dutton — The Betoota Advocate
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Rural Cabbie Turns Out To Be An Aeronautical Engineer Still Waiting To Hear Back From Dutton — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Ajay Patel (36) is one of six Indians in the Western Queensland town of Opalcrims (population 2500) Half of them work in the…

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Katter Says He Was Completely Unaware That Anybody Had Problem With The Melbourne Cup Unless It’s Some Sort Of Intellectual Reaction To The Snobby Attitudes Of Those Patch-On-Elbow Blue Bloods At Victorian Racing I Mean It’s No Wonder These Kiwi And Arab Horses Keep Winning The Bloody Thing When There’s No Active Push To Include Homegrown Horses I Mean If You Wanna See A Real Race You Should You Head To The Windorah Gymkhana Out There In The Barcoo, Mind You She Was Lucky To Get A Start This Year Due To This Unseasonal Downfall That Always Makes It A Bit Dangerous To Be Riding Rank Station Ponies At Full Pelt In A Pair Of RMs and Molekskin Trousers, I Always Remember The First Time My Boy Robbie Tried To Jump In The Saddle For The Trot-Canter-Gallop Event When He Was A Young Fella, You See He’d Borrowed This Mare From My Mate Bucktooth Toovey Out The Back Of Isisford Anyway He’s Halfway Through This Race And Looking Alright Actually, About To Change Gears For The Sprint Until This Sand Goanna Comes Out Of Nowhere And Spooks The Poor Thing To High Heavens, My Son Robbie, Fresh From The Cowboys Young Guns Squad, After Getting Dropped For Playing Like A Girl Just Quietly, Gets Thrown Like A Cannonball Into A Crowd Of Rum-Swilling Ringers Who’d Come To Town For A Look, Well That’s What I Thought Anyway, Turns Out A Few Of Them Were What You’d Describe As Motorcycle Enthusiasts, The Type Of Blokes You’d Rather Miss And Land On A Cactus, Now Robbie Knew As Well As I Do That As A Cleanskin Politician His Old Man Can’t Be Getting Involved In Any Disputes With These Kind Of Outlaws, So I Sent In A Couple Of Brophy’s Tent Boxers Who Were Making Light Work Out Of The Shandy Bar Round The Corner, These Blokes Come Steaming Through Like The Burgess Brothers And By Joh You Shoulda Seen The Blue The Boys Put On, I Mean I Shouldn’t Laugh, But We Definitely Still Do Behind Closed Doors Over Christmas, I Had To Make A Lot Of Election Promises To Soothe Things Over With The Committee After That One But The Locals Still Reckon Those Tickets Were The Best Money Ever Spent
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Katter Says He Was Completely Unaware That Anybody Had Problem With The Melbourne Cup Unless It’s Some Sort Of Intellectual Reaction To The Snobby Attitudes Of Those Patch-On-Elbow Blue Bloods At Victorian Racing I Mean It’s No Wonder These Kiwi And Arab Horses Keep Winning The Bloody Thing When There’s No Active Push To Include Homegrown Horses I Mean If You Wanna See A Real Race You Should You Head To The Windorah Gymkhana Out There In The Barcoo, Mind You She Was Lucky To Get A Start This Year Due To This Unseasonal Downfall That Always Makes It A Bit Dangerous To Be Riding Rank Station Ponies At Full Pelt In A Pair Of RMs and Molekskin Trousers, I Always Remember The First Time My Boy Robbie Tried To Jump In The Saddle For The Trot-Canter-Gallop Event When He Was A Young Fella, You See He’d Borrowed This Mare From My Mate Bucktooth Toovey Out The Back Of Isisford Anyway He’s Halfway Through This Race And Looking Alright Actually, About To Change Gears For The Sprint Until This Sand Goanna Comes Out Of Nowhere And Spooks The Poor Thing To High Heavens, My Son Robbie, Fresh From The Cowboys Young Guns Squad, After Getting Dropped For Playing Like A Girl Just Quietly, Gets Thrown Like A Cannonball Into A Crowd Of Rum-Swilling Ringers Who’d Come To Town For A Look, Well That’s What I Thought Anyway, Turns Out A Few Of Them Were What You’d Describe As Motorcycle Enthusiasts, The Type Of Blokes You’d Rather Miss And Land On A Cactus, Now Robbie Knew As Well As I Do That As A Cleanskin Politician His Old Man Can’t Be Getting Involved In Any Disputes With These Kind Of Outlaws, So I Sent In A Couple Of Brophy’s Tent Boxers Who Were Making Light Work Out Of The Shandy Bar Round The Corner, These Blokes Come Steaming Through Like The Burgess Brothers And By Joh You Shoulda Seen The Blue The Boys Put On, I Mean I Shouldn’t Laugh, But We Definitely Still Do Behind Closed Doors Over Christmas, I Had To Make A Lot Of Election Promises To Soothe Things Over With The Committee After That One But The Locals Still Reckon Those Tickets Were The Best Money Ever Spent

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With less than 24 hours until the Race That Stops The Nation, the same hashtags that once dominated social media before the pandemic…

Continue Reading Katter Says He Was Completely Unaware That Anybody Had Problem With The Melbourne Cup Unless It’s Some Sort Of Intellectual Reaction To The Snobby Attitudes Of Those Patch-On-Elbow Blue Bloods At Victorian Racing I Mean It’s No Wonder These Kiwi And Arab Horses Keep Winning The Bloody Thing When There’s No Active Push To Include Homegrown Horses I Mean If You Wanna See A Real Race You Should You Head To The Windorah Gymkhana Out There In The Barcoo, Mind You She Was Lucky To Get A Start This Year Due To This Unseasonal Downfall That Always Makes It A Bit Dangerous To Be Riding Rank Station Ponies At Full Pelt In A Pair Of RMs and Molekskin Trousers, I Always Remember The First Time My Boy Robbie Tried To Jump In The Saddle For The Trot-Canter-Gallop Event When He Was A Young Fella, You See He’d Borrowed This Mare From My Mate Bucktooth Toovey Out The Back Of Isisford Anyway He’s Halfway Through This Race And Looking Alright Actually, About To Change Gears For The Sprint Until This Sand Goanna Comes Out Of Nowhere And Spooks The Poor Thing To High Heavens, My Son Robbie, Fresh From The Cowboys Young Guns Squad, After Getting Dropped For Playing Like A Girl Just Quietly, Gets Thrown Like A Cannonball Into A Crowd Of Rum-Swilling Ringers Who’d Come To Town For A Look, Well That’s What I Thought Anyway, Turns Out A Few Of Them Were What You’d Describe As Motorcycle Enthusiasts, The Type Of Blokes You’d Rather Miss And Land On A Cactus, Now Robbie Knew As Well As I Do That As A Cleanskin Politician His Old Man Can’t Be Getting Involved In Any Disputes With These Kind Of Outlaws, So I Sent In A Couple Of Brophy’s Tent Boxers Who Were Making Light Work Out Of The Shandy Bar Round The Corner, These Blokes Come Steaming Through Like The Burgess Brothers And By Joh You Shoulda Seen The Blue The Boys Put On, I Mean I Shouldn’t Laugh, But We Definitely Still Do Behind Closed Doors Over Christmas, I Had To Make A Lot Of Election Promises To Soothe Things Over With The Committee After That One But The Locals Still Reckon Those Tickets Were The Best Money Ever Spent
Beautiful Sydney Turns It On For Nedd Brockman's Final Leg — The Betoota Advocate
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Beautiful Sydney Turns It On For Nedd Brockman’s Final Leg — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The picturesque Harbour City has outdone itself today, by turning on some textbook Sydney weather – ahead of one of the most important…

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Woo Girls Who Got On It A Bit Too Hard Take Turns Having A Massive Sob At 3am Kickons — The Betoota Advocate
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Woo Girls Who Got On It A Bit Too Hard Take Turns Having A Massive Sob At 3am Kickons — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A group of very silly sausages have last weekend flown too close to the sun, which has resulted in a domino effect of…

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Turns Out Star Casino Is Responsible For More Crime Than Rest Of The City They Ruined — The Betoota Advocate
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Turns Out Star Casino Is Responsible For More Crime Than Rest Of The City They Ruined — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In news that comes as a shock to the entire state of NSW, a recently published report has found that Sydney’s Star Casino…

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Albanese Turns Up At Parliament To Face Another Morning Of Soft Balls Thrown Up By Scotty — The Betoota Advocate
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Albanese Turns Up At Parliament To Face Another Morning Of Soft Balls Thrown Up By Scotty — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The nation’s no longer new Prime Minister has today revealed to The Advocate the golden week he’s enjoying. After beginning to face a…

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Rather Odd Bloke Turns Out To Just Be A Middle-Class Kiwi — The Betoota Advocate
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Rather Odd Bloke Turns Out To Just Be A Middle-Class Kiwi — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large| Contact A strange young man with the personality of a smacked dog has turned out to just be a typical Kiwi,…

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Frydenberg Turns Post-Election Grief Corner After He Stops Riding Deserted Trams At Night Listening To Radiohead — The Betoota Advocate
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Frydenberg Turns Post-Election Grief Corner After He Stops Riding Deserted Trams At Night Listening To Radiohead — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Treasurer Josh Frydenberg has been spotted in recent months riding many of Melbourne’s night trams alone with his…

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Townsville Monkeypox Scare Turns Out To Be Hungover Bloke Who Can't Remember Getting Into A Biff — The Betoota Advocate
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Townsville Monkeypox Scare Turns Out To Be Hungover Bloke Who Can’t Remember Getting Into A Biff — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Fears that a second person has contracted monkeypox in North Queensland have been dismissed today, after health officials confirmed no link with the…

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