Housemates Of Taylor Swift Fan Forced To Turn Off Mains Power After A Week Of Waterboarding — The Betoota Advocate
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Housemates Of Taylor Swift Fan Forced To Turn Off Mains Power After A Week Of Waterboarding — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A share-house in South Betoota has today been forced to take drastic action. After 7 days of non-stop Taylor Swift echoing through the…

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Local Man Uses Tongs To Individually Turn Over Each Chip On The Baking Pan Like He's Performing Surgery — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Man Uses Tongs To Individually Turn Over Each Chip On The Baking Pan Like He’s Performing Surgery — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has shrugged off accusations that he takes making hot chips at home a bit too seriously, telling The Advocate…

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"Better Turn Them" Says Bloke Who Rocked Up To BBQ With Bag Of Natural Corn Chips And Two Beers — The Betoota Advocate
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“Better Turn Them” Says Bloke Who Rocked Up To BBQ With Bag Of Natural Corn Chips And Two Beers — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A well manicured lawn in Betoota’s Flight Path District is reported to have hosted a catastrophic gaffe over the weekend, as a local…

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Dad’s Turn To Prepare School Lunches Involves Pitstop At Local Bakery Before School Drop Off — The Betoota Advocate
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Dad’s Turn To Prepare School Lunches Involves Pitstop At Local Bakery Before School Drop Off — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Dad is setting his kids up for success this morning, after pulling together some quick-fire school lunches. The Advocate…

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Dominos Forced To Pull Out Of Italy After Uncultured Locals Turn Noses Up At Hotdog Crust And Lava Cakes — The Betoota Advocate
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Dominos Forced To Pull Out Of Italy After Uncultured Locals Turn Noses Up At Hotdog Crust And Lava Cakes — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A major fast food franchise has this week had to take a firm loss after a 7-year experiment ended in tears. The major…

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The Project In Crisis As Core Demographic Of Regional P!NK-Loving Spunky Mums Turn Back On Show — The Betoota Advocate
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The Project In Crisis As Core Demographic Of Regional P!NK-Loving Spunky Mums Turn Back On Show — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of Network Ten’s most valuable cash pigs is officially in crisis after a recent survey suggested that a…

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