Tag: Turn
“Ya Just Can’t Turn A Buck Without Pokies” Says Sydney Publican Who Hasn’t Put On A Gig Since INXS — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A multimillion dollar Sydney ‘hospitality operator’ has today revealed his plans to vote Labor for the first time in his life, at the…
Housemates Of Taylor Swift Fan Forced To Turn Off Mains Power After A Week Of Waterboarding — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A share-house in South Betoota has today been forced to take drastic action. After 7 days of non-stop Taylor Swift echoing through the…
Local Man Uses Tongs To Individually Turn Over Each Chip On The Baking Pan Like He’s Performing Surgery — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has shrugged off accusations that he takes making hot chips at home a bit too seriously, telling The Advocate…
“Better Turn Them” Says Bloke Who Rocked Up To BBQ With Bag Of Natural Corn Chips And Two Beers — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A well manicured lawn in Betoota’s Flight Path District is reported to have hosted a catastrophic gaffe over the weekend, as a local…
Dad’s Turn To Prepare School Lunches Involves Pitstop At Local Bakery Before School Drop Off — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Dad is setting his kids up for success this morning, after pulling together some quick-fire school lunches. The Advocate…
Dominos Forced To Pull Out Of Italy After Uncultured Locals Turn Noses Up At Hotdog Crust And Lava Cakes — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A major fast food franchise has this week had to take a firm loss after a 7-year experiment ended in tears. The major…
The Project In Crisis As Core Demographic Of Regional P!NK-Loving Spunky Mums Turn Back On Show — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of Network Ten’s most valuable cash pigs is officially in crisis after a recent survey suggested that a…