Bloke That Doesn’t Own A Car Assumes Bag Of Snakes Is Fair Trade For Jumping In On Interstate Road Trip — The Betoota Advocate
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Bloke That Doesn’t Own A Car Assumes Bag Of Snakes Is Fair Trade For Jumping In On Interstate Road Trip — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT At 27 years of age, the fact that local man Zach Kenworth doesn’t have a car or even a valid drivers…

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Albo’s India Trip Pays Off After Modi Agrees To Stronger Economic Ties And Better Cricket Pitches — The Betoota Advocate
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Albo’s India Trip Pays Off After Modi Agrees To Stronger Economic Ties And Better Cricket Pitches — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact There have been positive developments for the strategic interests of Australia after Albo’s recent trip to the subcontinent, it has been said. The…

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Balding Mate Pretty Vague About Why He's Incorporating Türkiye Into His Euro Trip — The Betoota Advocate
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Balding Mate Pretty Vague About Why He’s Incorporating Türkiye Into His Euro Trip — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today played a fairly straight bat to some short stuff from his mates. The reasonably well liked without being…

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Kid Shows Some Initiative And Chops Up His Old Man's Crowded House CDs Before Easter Road Trip — The Betoota Advocate
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Kid Shows Some Initiative And Chops Up His Old Man’s Crowded House CDs Before Easter Road Trip — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights high school student has proven to those around him this week that he’s capable of taking…

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Wouldn't Ya Just Love To Get Stuck With This Bloke On A Fishing Trip — The Betoota Advocate
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Wouldn’t Ya Just Love To Get Stuck With This Bloke On A Fishing Trip — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the punters has found that former Australian cricketer and current Fox cricket commentator, Kerry O’Keefe is just one of…

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Local Bloke Tastes Sample of Prison Life During Blissful North Coast Road Trip — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Bloke Tastes Sample of Prison Life During Blissful North Coast Road Trip — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke is questioning his own masculinity this morning, after being too scared to take a dump at a set…

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Girls Road Trip Impressed By Regional Radio Station’s Selection of So Fresh Hits — The Betoota Advocate
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Girls Road Trip Impressed By Regional Radio Station’s Selection of So Fresh Hits — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local hens weekend has kicked off like Charlies Angels this morning, as a playlist of classic hits notches up to…

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Mate Who Got Tattoo On First Day Of Overseas Boys Trip Really Going To Miss Sleeping On That Side — The Betoota Advocate
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Mate Who Got Tattoo On First Day Of Overseas Boys Trip Really Going To Miss Sleeping On That Side — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT They say travel broadens the horizon and that may be true for intrepid traveller Henry Voss (19) who has learnt that sometimes he…

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Fleet Of Japanese Ships Undertake Urgent Research Trip To Tasmania — The Betoota Advocate
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Fleet Of Japanese Ships Undertake Urgent Research Trip To Tasmania — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An armada of Japanese ships has reportedly been spotted making a beeline for the Tasmanian coast this week, after news broke of an…

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Pathetic Coward Under Fire For Attempting To Take It Easy On Day 8 Of 2 Week Boys Trip In Bali — The Betoota Advocate
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Pathetic Coward Under Fire For Attempting To Take It Easy On Day 8 Of 2 Week Boys Trip In Bali — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local sad case is under fire today for an extremely controversial decision. Just over halfway through a full-blown overseas boys’ trip, Jayden…

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