Tag: Town
NRL Intern Begins Letterbox Drop In Adelaide As Courteous Reminder That Origin Crowd Is Coming To Town — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The NRL is launching a public communications offensive this week as the code prepares to descend on Adelaide for the State…
Small Town Drummer In More Demand Than Primary School Teachers — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Two hours south east of Betoota, in the former steel capital of regional south west Queensland, one Mt Quilby resident is having no…
New South Wales Town Of Toronto Gives Up And Officially Changes Its Name To ‘Tronno’ — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The iconic NSW town of Toronto, known as the heartland of Australian boatie culture and the birthplace of NRL icon Willie Mason, has…
Small Town Coastie Mates Make The Inevitable Transition Into Plugging Vitamins — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A couple of well-liked small town men have today embarked on their next stage of life. The pair of local influencers known as…
Small Town Pregnancy Rumour All But Confirmed As Local Couple List Suzuki Swift On Marketplace — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Texts are flying across Betoota’s 3G network this evening after a post on Facebook Marketplace ignites some local gossip. At 8:32pm…
Town Hosting Historic Car Show Unaware Owners Don’t Really Have Any Money Left To Spend On Tourism — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A small Australian town has reached into the 20th Century book of regional promotion by hosting a historic car show. Known for being…
Katter Says He Was Completely Unaware That Anybody Had Problem With The Melbourne Cup Unless It’s Some Sort Of Intellectual Reaction To The Snobby Attitudes Of Those Patch-On-Elbow Blue Bloods At Victorian Racing I Mean It’s No Wonder These Kiwi And Arab Horses Keep Winning The Bloody Thing When There’s No Active Push To Include Homegrown Horses I Mean If You Wanna See A Real Race You Should You Head To The Windorah Gymkhana Out There In The Barcoo, Mind You She Was Lucky To Get A Start This Year Due To This Unseasonal Downfall That Always Makes It A Bit Dangerous To Be Riding Rank Station Ponies At Full Pelt In A Pair Of RMs and Molekskin Trousers, I Always Remember The First Time My Boy Robbie Tried To Jump In The Saddle For The Trot-Canter-Gallop Event When He Was A Young Fella, You See He’d Borrowed This Mare From My Mate Bucktooth Toovey Out The Back Of Isisford Anyway He’s Halfway Through This Race And Looking Alright Actually, About To Change Gears For The Sprint Until This Sand Goanna Comes Out Of Nowhere And Spooks The Poor Thing To High Heavens, My Son Robbie, Fresh From The Cowboys Young Guns Squad, After Getting Dropped For Playing Like A Girl Just Quietly, Gets Thrown Like A Cannonball Into A Crowd Of Rum-Swilling Ringers Who’d Come To Town For A Look, Well That’s What I Thought Anyway, Turns Out A Few Of Them Were What You’d Describe As Motorcycle Enthusiasts, The Type Of Blokes You’d Rather Miss And Land On A Cactus, Now Robbie Knew As Well As I Do That As A Cleanskin Politician His Old Man Can’t Be Getting Involved In Any Disputes With These Kind Of Outlaws, So I Sent In A Couple Of Brophy’s Tent Boxers Who Were Making Light Work Out Of The Shandy Bar Round The Corner, These Blokes Come Steaming Through Like The Burgess Brothers And By Joh You Shoulda Seen The Blue The Boys Put On, I Mean I Shouldn’t Laugh, But We Definitely Still Do Behind Closed Doors Over Christmas, I Had To Make A Lot Of Election Promises To Soothe Things Over With The Committee After That One But The Locals Still Reckon Those Tickets Were The Best Money Ever Spent
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With less than 24 hours until the Race That Stops The Nation, the same hashtags that once dominated social media before the pandemic…
Sydney Records Wettest Year Since Leo Was In Town Filming Great Gatsby — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As Sydney cops yet another day of soggy weather courtesy of La Niña, many people have braced themselves for a slow and steamy…
City-Slickers Visiting Small Town IGA Guess Food Must Be Twice As Good Given It’s Twice The Price — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT A pair of cosmopolitan city-slickers from Betoota’s famed French Quarter have blown into a one-horse town somewhere out in the middle of nowhere…
Despite Concerns From Locals, This Coastal Town Is Too Much Of A Shithole To Be Ruined By Tourists — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A quasi sense of relief has spread across the coastal town of Magpie Bay as it has been pointed out the town…