Group Chat Make Fairly Valid Point That It's A Sunny Friday Arvo And You Have Fuck All On Tomorrow — The Betoota Advocate
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Group Chat Make Fairly Valid Point That It’s A Sunny Friday Arvo And You Have Fuck All On Tomorrow — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local man has today been reminded that he is young enough to still get blasted on a Friday night, and that the…

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Lovely Suburban Couple Who Live A Normal Life Amongst Everyday People Really Excited For A Fun Day Tomorrow — The Betoota Advocate
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Lovely Suburban Couple Who Live A Normal Life Amongst Everyday People Really Excited For A Fun Day Tomorrow — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Angie and Peter ‘Pistol’ Reyes don’t get out much nowadays. With three kids under 6 at home, and the shrinking window of home…

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Rugby's Marketing Pigeon Assures Boss That Punters Know Wallabies Are Playing Tomorrow After AFL But Before The NRL — The Betoota Advocate
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Rugby’s Marketing Pigeon Assures Boss That Punters Know Wallabies Are Playing Tomorrow After AFL But Before The NRL — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The common rock pigeon tasked with running the entire marketing division of Rugby Australia has assured boss Hamish McLennan…

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Regional Dad Casually Mentions He’ll Be Having Some Major Surgery Tomorrow — The Betoota Advocate
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Regional Dad Casually Mentions He’ll Be Having Some Major Surgery Tomorrow — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When Sydney local Leslie Barnes had decided to randomly call her dad this morning, she  hadn’t expected to have been hit with such…

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Sunday Sesh Gains Momentum After Reckless Mate Realises Tomorrow Is Public Holiday — The Betoota Advocate
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Sunday Sesh Gains Momentum After Reckless Mate Realises Tomorrow Is Public Holiday — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A casual pub lunch is about to be injected with chaos this afternoon, after a local sesh gremlin has learnt about…

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Reserve Bank Say New Labor Government Is To Blame For Projected 16% Interest Rate Hike Tomorrow — The Betoota Advocate
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Reserve Bank Say New Labor Government Is To Blame For Projected 16% Interest Rate Hike Tomorrow — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact More pain is on the way for people with mortgages this week after the shadowy organisation that moonlights as…

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