Tag: Told
Mate Who Insists He Can Handle Spicy Food Told To Please Just Stop — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who can be best referred to as ‘that mate’ has caused his friends a mix of amusement and concern this afternoon,…
Bloke Whose Crusts Look Like This Told To Just Microwave A Bowl Of Cheese And Eat That Instead — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A fully grown man last night revealed he has the eating habits of a child, much to the shock (and delight) of his…
Dad Just Quietly Gets Up And Leaves The Room After Being Told Daughter’s Dog Has Anxiety — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local father of three named Graham Ozil has today asked The Advocate to put a fork in him. The request comes after…
Mate Who Insists On Walking Home Maggoted Told To Get In The Uber Nedd Brockmann — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local loose cannon has this weekend been forcibly pinned down by his mates after yet again getting a little belligerent on the…
“Stop Drinking It!” Swans Players Told By Staff The Yarra River Ain’t Like The Clean Waters Back Home — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The AFL Grand Final Parade has made its way through the city of Melbourne today, including a portion taking place along the Yarra…
Emmanuel Macron Grins Through Wallabies Upset As French Referee Does Exactly What He’s Told — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT MWAHAHAHA: For the first time in recent memory, a dubious refereeing decision is the actual reason that the Wallabies lost a match of…
Mum Swears She Already Told You This Life Changing News — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In breaking news (if you going to be all sensitive about it), mum swears up and down that she already told you this…
Gays Told To Take A Hike As Corporations Rush To Swap Pride Symbolism For NAIDOC Symbolism — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota got in early with NAIDOC festivities last week, with the news that South West Queensland’s Mithaka people now have a place to…
Spoilt Young People Told To Lay Off The Iceberg Lettuce If They’re Serious About Owning A Home — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s youth have been issued an interesting piece of advice today, from a man who has been there and done it all….