'Oi Let's Catch Up Before Work Starts' Just Code For 'Lets Suck As Much Piss As Possible, Today' — The Betoota Advocate
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‘Oi Let’s Catch Up Before Work Starts’ Just Code For ‘Lets Suck As Much Piss As Possible, Today’ — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With a vast majority of Australians returning from their Christmas break and back into to work over the next week, the purgatory of…

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"Weak As Piss" Laughs Boss Seeing Staff He Took To The Pub Last Night Struggling To Function Today — The Betoota Advocate
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“Weak As Piss” Laughs Boss Seeing Staff He Took To The Pub Last Night Struggling To Function Today — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It’s nearing the silly season’s peak in Betoota with even the most dedicated workplaces taking to drinking on a…

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"I Guess You Guys Cancel Each Other Out Today" Thinks Local Man Seeing Feral Cat Eat A Myna Bird — The Betoota Advocate
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“I Guess You Guys Cancel Each Other Out Today” Thinks Local Man Seeing Feral Cat Eat A Myna Bird — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A city worker enjoying a sandwich in Machattie Park today witnessed some bastard’s cat eating a bird, something he…

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Group Of Mates Choose Dog-Friendly Pub Today Because Dog Who Doesn't Share His Tips Is Coming — The Betoota Advocate
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Group Of Mates Choose Dog-Friendly Pub Today Because Dog Who Doesn’t Share His Tips Is Coming — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A group of young men looking for a place to sit and enjoy their sick day has settled on…

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Naarm Settler Fires Up LinkedIn To Let Network Know She’ll Be Busy Working At 3pm Today — The Betoota Advocate
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Naarm Settler Fires Up LinkedIn To Let Network Know She’ll Be Busy Working At 3pm Today — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Smoke is billowing from a Brunswick loft this morning, as a politically charged yuppie furiously hammers at her keyboard to craft…

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Nation’s iPads Copping An Absolute Battering Today As Child Care Sector Goes On Strike — The Betoota Advocate
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Nation’s iPads Copping An Absolute Battering Today As Child Care Sector Goes On Strike — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Family iPads and parental iPhones across the country are running at full steam today, it can be confirmed. With 1000 private childcare centres…

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PM Asks Greens If Outright Banning The Use Of Fossil Fuels From Today Will Make Them Happy — The Betoota Advocate
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PM Asks Greens If Outright Banning The Use Of Fossil Fuels From Today Will Make Them Happy — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister is under fire this week from environmental groups after the government green-lit a number of oil…

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Man Left Confused After Qantas Issues A Boarding Pass That Just Says "Today Maybe" — The Betoota Advocate
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Man Left Confused After Qantas Issues A Boarding Pass That Just Says “Today Maybe” — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large| Contact A nice young man from our town’s French Quarter arrived at the Betoota Remienko Memorial Aerotropolis this morning ready for…

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Albanese Asks Staff Is This Energy Crisis Is Affecting The WiFi After Struggling To Open Browser Today — The Betoota Advocate
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Albanese Asks Staff Is This Energy Crisis Is Affecting The WiFi After Struggling To Open Browser Today — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has certainly had a jam packed week, having met on his promises to increase the minimum wage, sign Australian…

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Couple Who Spent Better Part Of A Decade Saving Up For 1st Apartment Not In A Great Mood Today — The Betoota Advocate
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Couple Who Spent Better Part Of A Decade Saving Up For 1st Apartment Not In A Great Mood Today — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Betoota Heights couple Scott Wilton and Samantha Mason are not in the fucking mood for it today, it can be confirmed. The cause…

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