Tag: Time
Advice Column | Time To Refinance Your Mortgage Or Just Stick Your Head In An Oven And Press Start? — The Betoota Advocate
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT As Australia’s only finance guru who knows what it’s like to be broke and unable to save more than…
Avgeek Wants To Point Out That The Pejorative Term ‘Airbus Albo’ Isn’t Actually Technically Correct Because Some Of The Time, He Actually Flies On A Boeing 737 BBJ Instead Of The New Airbus KC-30A Which Is Actually A Multi-Role Tanker Transport Aircraft So Just Keep That In Mind Please
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local aviation enthusiast has pointed out to The Advocate that the pejorative term ‘Airbus Albo’ is actually technically…
“Whoever Made This Needs To Be Sectioned Immediately” Says Bloke Seeing ‘Bad Boy Bubby’ For The First Time — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After being told to watch 1993 Australian cult classic picture Bad Boy Bubby by one of his film buff…
Teenagers Boycott Australia Day By Earning Time And A Half — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT There might be hope for the youth after all as some brave young Betootans have stuck it to the Australia Day public holiday…
Calls For Holden To Start Making Electric Cars Grows Louder After Market Demands EVs With Fucked Timing Chains And Doors That Fill Up With Water Every Time It Fucking Rains
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There are growing calls in the automotive community to rebirth local car manufacturer Holden and put it to work…
Millennials Quit Workforce In Record Numbers After Being Forced To Return To Office Full Time — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some shocking news this morning, Jacinda Ardern has announced she will not be doing another term as New Zealand’s prime minister, stating…
David Elliot Informs Perrottet That It’s Time For Him To Flee To Rural Argentina — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some shocking news today, The Betoota Advocate can confirm that the NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet is considering a drastic career move. According…
Dad Becomes Thermal Engineer When It’s Time To Load The Esky — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local dad Frankman Splainer has called his kids over for an impromptu TEDx Talk after his wife asked him to prepare the esky…
Frugal Woman Saves Money On Boob Job By Getting One Done At A Time — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A clever local woman looking to boost her appearance on the cheap has decided to not only opt to get her boobs done…
Acoustic Mariah Carey Cover Just Wasting Everybody’s Time — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A record number of everyone’s time was wasted today as local musician Gavin Bowles (30) attempted an acoustic cover of a Mariah Carey…