New Mum Considering Throwing Mother In Laws Gift Out The Window After Hearing The Word ‘COW  MOO’ 100 Times A Day  — The Betoota Advocate
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New Mum Considering Throwing Mother In Laws Gift Out The Window After Hearing The Word ‘COW  MOO’ 100 Times A Day  — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Christmas is supposed to be a wonderful time of the year that brings the family together to share in moments of joy, but…

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Australians Throwing Stones In The Glass House Of Human Rights Abuses Again — The Betoota Advocate
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Australians Throwing Stones In The Glass House Of Human Rights Abuses Again — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In scenes reminiscent of the infamous video of celebrities singing John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ to the unwashed masses in the…

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Greenie Activists Throwing Tomato Soup On MONA’s Vagina Wall Accidentally Make Artwork Even More Valuable — The Betoota Advocate
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Greenie Activists Throwing Tomato Soup On MONA’s Vagina Wall Accidentally Make Artwork Even More Valuable — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The nation’s Greenies have this week taken inspiration from some of the climate protests that have been dominating the news lately, by targeting…

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Barnaby Celebrates Incoming Climate Change Laws By Throwing E-Scooter Into A Stormwater Drain — The Betoota Advocate
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Barnaby Celebrates Incoming Climate Change Laws By Throwing E-Scooter Into A Stormwater Drain — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce is celebrating today after the Federal Government received support from The Greens for…

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“I’m Easy” Says Local Vegetarian Throwing Eggplant Sized Spanner Into Group Pizza Order — The Betoota Advocate
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“I’m Easy” Says Local Vegetarian Throwing Eggplant Sized Spanner Into Group Pizza Order — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local herbivore is causing some trouble this evening, putting the handbrake on a rigorously crafted group pizza order. After overhearing…

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