“So I’ll Book You Again In For Next Month” Gently Threatens Barber Holding Razor To First Timers Throat — The Betoota Advocate
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“So I’ll Book You Again In For Next Month” Gently Threatens Barber Holding Razor To First Timers Throat — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An unfortunate hostage situation is unfolding on the streets of Betoota Mall today after a local man decided he’d try out…

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Marvel Threatens Fans By Saying They Won’t Understand Anything Unless They See This Next Movie — The Betoota Advocate
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Marvel Threatens Fans By Saying They Won’t Understand Anything Unless They See This Next Movie — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As cinemas continue to battle for relevance in a world of streaming, Marvel Studios have given their audience a strongly worded ultimatum.  Nearly…

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New Zealand Threatens To Join Breakaway Australian Rugby Comp From The Side — The Betoota Advocate
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New Zealand Threatens To Join Breakaway Australian Rugby Comp From The Side — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Our neighbors across the ditch have today responded to some very undiplomatic threats. The New Zealand Rugby Union has revealed that they will…

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