NSW Liberals Promise They Won't Destroy Tens Of Thousands Of Small Businesses That Once Made Up A Bustling Sydney Nightlife Economy With Exaggerated Claims Of An Alcohol-Fuelled Violence Epidemic Working In Partnership With A Billionaire Who Needed To Redirect Partygoers Towards A Hideous High-Rise Casino That His Entire Family's Fortune Relied On
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NSW Liberals Promise They Won’t Destroy Tens Of Thousands Of Small Businesses That Once Made Up A Bustling Sydney Nightlife Economy With Exaggerated Claims Of An Alcohol-Fuelled Violence Epidemic Working In Partnership With A Billionaire Who Needed To Redirect Partygoers Towards A Hideous High-Rise Casino That His Entire Family’s Fortune Relied On

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The final week of the New South Wales state campaign is upon us, and the batte of the Millennial short-back-and-sides is heating up. In the…

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Luxury Property Seller Distressed At Only Making Hundreds Of Thousands Of Dollars Of Tax Free Capital Gains — The Betoota Advocate
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Luxury Property Seller Distressed At Only Making Hundreds Of Thousands Of Dollars Of Tax Free Capital Gains — The Betoota Advocate

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact “Oh no. No no no!” These were the distressed mutterings heard from under Sarah Connelly’s breath earlier today after her luxury Roma Hills…

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Thousands Of Perth To Bali Flights Cancelled After Indonesia Implements Ban On Pre-Marital Sex — The Betoota Advocate
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Thousands Of Perth To Bali Flights Cancelled After Indonesia Implements Ban On Pre-Marital Sex — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australian’s aviation industry has been hit by a fresh new crisis today, with revelations that a popular flight destination is now essentially off…

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Katter Says The Key To Tackling Inflation Is A Full-Tilt Return To A Cash-Only Economy Because It Seems That Every Purchase And Sale That We Document Be That By Pen And Paper Or Through One Of Those Wicked Card Machines Eventually Ends Up On A Balance Sheet And In An Economy Like This That Kind Of Information Can Make Some Cotton-Wool Wrapped Suits At The RBA Very Nervous I Mean Say What You Want About Immigrants But They Carry With Them An Engrained Adherence To A System Where The Government Doesn't Need To Be Looking At Every Bloody Cent We Spend, Mind You, I Do Know Of A Few Blokes That Might've Got Bit Carried Away, Back In The Day Some Of These New Australians Were Bloody Good At Giving Gifts I'll Tell Ya That Much For Free, It Took A Microscope And Thousands Of Public Servants To Deduce That Our Former Premier Sir Joh May Have Been Given A Few Aeroplane Hangars Packed With Close To Ten Million Dollars Worth Of Farming Machinery For No Reason Other Than The Fact He Was A Good Bloke - Poor Joh Didn't Think Much Of It But He Paid For It In The End
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Katter Says The Key To Tackling Inflation Is A Full-Tilt Return To A Cash-Only Economy Because It Seems That Every Purchase And Sale That We Document Be That By Pen And Paper Or Through One Of Those Wicked Card Machines Eventually Ends Up On A Balance Sheet And In An Economy Like This That Kind Of Information Can Make Some Cotton-Wool Wrapped Suits At The RBA Very Nervous I Mean Say What You Want About Immigrants But They Carry With Them An Engrained Adherence To A System Where The Government Doesn’t Need To Be Looking At Every Bloody Cent We Spend, Mind You, I Do Know Of A Few Blokes That Might’ve Got Bit Carried Away, Back In The Day Some Of These New Australians Were Bloody Good At Giving Gifts I’ll Tell Ya That Much For Free, It Took A Microscope And Thousands Of Public Servants To Deduce That Our Former Premier Sir Joh May Have Been Given A Few Aeroplane Hangars Packed With Close To Ten Million Dollars Worth Of Farming Machinery For No Reason Other Than The Fact He Was A Good Bloke – Poor Joh Didn’t Think Much Of It But He Paid For It In The End

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians have been told to brace ourselves for even more inflation, as the international unrest of war, diplomatic break downs and natural disasters…

Continue Reading Katter Says The Key To Tackling Inflation Is A Full-Tilt Return To A Cash-Only Economy Because It Seems That Every Purchase And Sale That We Document Be That By Pen And Paper Or Through One Of Those Wicked Card Machines Eventually Ends Up On A Balance Sheet And In An Economy Like This That Kind Of Information Can Make Some Cotton-Wool Wrapped Suits At The RBA Very Nervous I Mean Say What You Want About Immigrants But They Carry With Them An Engrained Adherence To A System Where The Government Doesn’t Need To Be Looking At Every Bloody Cent We Spend, Mind You, I Do Know Of A Few Blokes That Might’ve Got Bit Carried Away, Back In The Day Some Of These New Australians Were Bloody Good At Giving Gifts I’ll Tell Ya That Much For Free, It Took A Microscope And Thousands Of Public Servants To Deduce That Our Former Premier Sir Joh May Have Been Given A Few Aeroplane Hangars Packed With Close To Ten Million Dollars Worth Of Farming Machinery For No Reason Other Than The Fact He Was A Good Bloke – Poor Joh Didn’t Think Much Of It But He Paid For It In The End
Melbourne's Yarra Park Awash With Thousands Of Swans Scarves As Cats Win AFL Premiership — The Betoota Advocate
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Melbourne’s Yarra Park Awash With Thousands Of Swans Scarves As Cats Win AFL Premiership — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The parklands surrounding the Melbourne Cricket Ground have become a makeshift morgue for Swans scarves and other supporter apparel…

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