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Bushie On Hamilton Island Asks Staff If They’ve Tried Shooting These Fucking Cockatoos — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A farmer in the district has spent the past few days on Hamilton Island where he’s been harassed non-stop…
Cocky On Hamilton Island Asks Staff If They’ve Tried Shooting These Fucking Cockatoos — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A farmer in the district has spent the past few days on Hamilton Island where he’s been harassed non-stop…
Anti-Vaxxers Terrified Medibank Data Breach Might Reveal How They’ve Managed To Avoid Smallpox — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In yet another example of why we actually need a competent Federal Government that isn’t obsessed with photoshoots and culture wars, it seems…
Group Of Women Let Out A Delighted Squeal After Discovering They’ve All Synced Up — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A group of women have today found themselves finding joy in small things after discovering they were all on the blob at the…
Hostie Asks Big Units In Exit Row If They’ve Got What It Takes Cometh The Hour Or Are They Fucken Pussies — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As a bigger than average bloke, Betoota Heights-based club physio Matt ‘Mucka’ Marsden (38) understands that he carries certain responsibilities within society. One,…
Bob Katter Tells Albanese To Just Say The Word And We Can Begin Nationalising The Energy Grids, It Can Be Swift, And It Can Be Bloodless, Unless They Want Otherwise. My Son Robbie And I Can Take Care Of Any Power Stations North Of The Brisbane Line, And Don’t You Dare Think For One Minute That The Proud People Of North Queensland Adhered To The 1996 Firearms Agreement, Because We Didn’t. We’ve Got Caches Of High-Powered Weapons Buried In Container Units Right Across The Gulf, And When We Liberate The Grid, You Can Tell Those Greedy Bastards At Telstra And The Commonwealth Bank That We’re Coming For Them Next. Australians Built These Institutions, And We Can Take Them Back, By Force If Need Be, And Let Me Just Say I Hope That It Is Needed, Because Where I’m From Snakes Get The Shovel, And If This Current Crisis Tells Us Anything, It’s That There’s A Den Of Poisonous Snakes Slithering Through Boardrooms From Brisbane To Hobart. Privatisation Serves No One But The Top End Of Town, And That’s What I’ve Been Warning These Useless Fools In Canberra For Half A Century Now. They’ve Buggered It All Up, And They Know It. Our Nation’s Greatest Assets Have Been Sold At Less Than Cost Price To The Sandstone Friends Of The Ruling Class, They’d Sell Them The ABC And Australia Post If We We Weren’t Looking. But That Ends Whenever You Say It Ends, Albanese, My Dear Friend. Let ‘Em Know We Are Ready, We’ll Take Back The TAB Too While We’re At It. Because Australians Deserve The Dignity Of Knowing That Every Time They Do Their Arse On The Punt, At Least Their Losses Are Being Spent Of Fixing Roads And Hospitals, Not Some Soul Sucking Corporate Villain’s Yacht. These Blue Blooded Cowards Thought I Was Joking When I Said Australia’s Not For Sale. Well It Isn’t, And They Can Find Out The Hard Way, If That’s What They Want.
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the boldest act of the new Labor Government, The Australian Energy Market Operator (AEMO) has been given full support to take the…