World Asks Japanese Soccer Fans To Clean Up FIFA While They're At It — The Betoota Advocate
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World Asks Japanese Soccer Fans To Clean Up FIFA While They’re At It — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The world’s most polite and kind soccer fans have been asked by the rest of the world to please…

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Former Pinger Rat Now At Stage Where He Has To Explain To Kids Why They’re Named Kygo And Tiësto — The Betoota Advocate
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Former Pinger Rat Now At Stage Where He Has To Explain To Kids Why They’re Named Kygo And Tiësto — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A former party boy has been forced to have an honest chat this morning, after a routine school drop off inspired…

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Dad And Teenage Daughter Both Unaware They're Responsible For Each Other's Nicotine Habit — The Betoota Advocate
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Dad And Teenage Daughter Both Unaware They’re Responsible For Each Other’s Nicotine Habit — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local father and daughter are unaware of just how much they have in common, as each of them privately blame their nicotine…

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"We Have These Back Home, They're Called KittyCats" Explains Brisbane Man To Venetian Traghetto Captain — The Betoota Advocate
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“We Have These Back Home, They’re Called KittyCats” Explains Brisbane Man To Venetian Traghetto Captain — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Brisbane man Devon Donnelley was listening intently to the two gentlemen piloting the Traghetto across the Grand Canal in…

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Scotty And Dommy Share A Nod In The Tokyo Qantas Club Knowing They're Both Hiding From Shit Back Home — The Betoota Advocate
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Scotty And Dommy Share A Nod In The Tokyo Qantas Club Knowing They’re Both Hiding From Shit Back Home — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large| Contact Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison is missing the first day of the new parliament today because he’s on his way…

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ATO Boss Warns They're Targeting Broke Small Business Owners Again This Year — The Betoota Advocate
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ATO Boss Warns They’re Targeting Broke Small Business Owners Again This Year — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Australian Tax Office has warned struggling small business owners that they are in their sights today as the…

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Spoilt Young People Told To Lay Off The Iceberg Lettuce If They're Serious About Owning A Home — The Betoota Advocate
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Spoilt Young People Told To Lay Off The Iceberg Lettuce If They’re Serious About Owning A Home — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s youth have been issued an interesting piece of advice today, from a man who has been there and done it all….

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