Tag: Tells
Mate Saves Time And Tells You There’s Not A Chance In Frozen Hell He’ll Watch Show You Recommended — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local mate has proved that honesty is the best policy even though it is often rude and weird as shit. Often described…
Caravan Park Comedian Tells Young Fella To Just Leave That In The Back Of My Trailer Thanks Mate — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The King of a Coffs Harbour caravan park has enjoyed a bit of a laugh this afternoon, as he welcomes some…
Albo Tells AUKUS That There Were No Fancy Nuclear Submarines Where He Grew Up, In Camperdown Public Housing, Where They Only Had Shitty Diesel-Electrics
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has taken a trip across the Pacific Ocean to address the United States naval top…
Ageing Chode Tells Anyone Who’ll Listen That Lefty Cummins Needs To Go And JL Will Save Us — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some silly old fuck from Betoota Heights that walks around town with his shirt tucked into his Gazman shorts,…
Woke Girlfriend Of 3rd Grade Prop Tells The Big Fella That His Coach’s Fat-Shaming Is NOT Okay — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Betoota Mutts are dealing with some strong allegations about their culture, after being soft cancelled this week. The foundation club here in…
Apprentice Has Been Around Long Enough To Be Rewarded A Few Laughs When He Tells A Yarn — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A manhood-esque transition took place today as most of the employees of a Betoota cabinet making workshop agreed the apprentice has been around…
Albanese Tells Italian PM She Hasn’t Had Gelato Until She’s Been To Bar Italia In Leichhardt — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It’s been a huge few days of international diplomacy for Anthony Albanese. And, somehow, he’s managed to head overseas and meet a bunch…
“Bro That One With The Bright Orange Sauce… That’s My Favourite” Albanese Tells Xi Jinping — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has met with Chinese President Xi Jinping at the G20 Summit, the first Australian leader to do so in…
Qantas Tells Vegetarians To Stop Carrying On Like A Pork Chop — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some surprising news, domestic airline Qantas has yet again found themselves trending for having no regard for their passengers, by denying on-flight…
Company Posts Record Profits While CEO Tells Workers ‘Slow Economy’ Is Holding Wage Growth Back — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT A box company’s entire factory workforce has considered mutiny today after CEO Glen Jenson explained the ‘slow economy’ was keeping their wages down….