Most Loose Leaf Tea Purchased In Error — The Betoota Advocate
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Most Loose Leaf Tea Purchased In Error — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A 33 year study by the Betoota Bureau of Statistics has concluded that almost all supermarket grade loose leaf tea is purchased in…

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Local Big Unit Can't Wait To Have A Few Of King Charles' Fingers For Tea — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Big Unit Can’t Wait To Have A Few Of King Charles’ Fingers For Tea — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A specimen from our town’s Heights district said he can’t bloody wait to get home from work this evening…

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Local Girl Horrified New Boyfriend Thinks Tea Towels and Face Washers Can be Used Interchangeably — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local girl is questioning the longevity of a new relationship this evening, after coming to terms with the fact her…

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