Tag: Table
Local Man Channels His Inner Barry Gibb After Blasting Pinky Toe On The Fucking Coffee Table — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A crisp G♯5 tone could be heard across Rivendell Street in Betoota Heights this morning prompting some locals to…
Local Wait Staff Enjoy Betting On Which Table Of Valentines Will Make It To Easter
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A team of bored waiters have spiced up their shift this evening by running sweepstakes on the tables in their restaurant….
Local Wait Staff Enjoy Betting On Which Table Of Valentines With Make It To Easter
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A team of bored waiters have spiced up their shift this evening by running sweepstakes on the tables in their restaurant….
Café Breakfast Ruined After Nearby Table Loudly Discusses The Property Market Of Australia — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The rather expensive yet hip boulangerie, Le Petit Manchot, has for years now been serving up the most delicious breakfast a yuppie can…
Unruly Teenagers Have Crazy Idea To Eat Somewhere With Table Service — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The sight of young people enjoying a long day in a spirit breaking shopping precinct can only mean one thing; it is school…
Thoughtful Old Bastard Leaves His Band-Aids On Table For The Cleaner Instead Of In The Pool Floor — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact This stupid old bastard down at the Sheraton on Machattie Park in the Old City has done everyone a…
Bloke Marrying Interior Designer Allowed To Pick Colour Of Wedding Table Undersides — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A groom-to-be has found out he’s involved in his wedding too as his graphic designer fiance has allowed him to pick the colour…
“My Boyfriend Has Booked A Table For The Footy” Says Colleague Who Doesn’t Understand That Means 3 Codes Across 8 Hours — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT This Saturday marks perhaps the most jam-packed day of of sport in the 2022 calendar. Right across the nation, TVs and stadiums will…