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“Hmmm, I Swear We Have Something On,” Says Meghan Upon Being Invited To In-Law’s Boring Event — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local couple is today discussing how to wriggle their way out of some boring ass family event. Known around the world as…
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Government Swears They’ll Pull Fossil Fuels Companies Into Line, They’ll Do It, Swear To God — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The people in charge of the country have this week confirmed that they are still trying to figure things out. Despite being in…
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“Officer, I Swear It’s Just Anti-Inflammatory Powder! I Have A Bad Back! Noooo!” — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter finance worker assured officers from the City of Betoota Municipal Police this afternoon that the small…