Tag: Suggests
“Why Don’t You Get The Pancakes?” Suggests Rabidly Hungry Boyfriend Hedging His Bets On A Second Breakfast — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Standing six-foot-four and tipping the scales at 120kgs, it takes more than one cafe breakfast to satiate local big unit Kaden…
New Moody Head Shot Suggests Drama Kid From High School Having Another Crack At Acting Game — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking social media news, a former high school musical lead has announced that she’s going to have another crack at…
RBA Boss Philip Lowe Suggests People Struggling To Service Mortgage On Their ColorBond Shitbox Should Talk To Their Bank About Why In Fuck’s Name They Let Them Borrow The $1.5m In The First Place
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Reserve Bank Chief Philip Lowe says he’s only playing the hand life’s given him as he struggles to kill…
GTA VI Leak Suggests Rockstar Games Might Bringing Back The Heavily Pixelated Michelli Roadster — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT SOUL MAKING, SOUND SHAKING, EARTH QUAKING: One of the most successful franchises in gaming history has this week suffered a catastrophic blow to…
Friend Request From Mum’s Third Facebook Account Suggests She’s Lost Her Password Again — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact No matter how many times Dylan has urged her mum to write down her fucking password, it’s evident that yet again, Michelle Stewart…
Gossip-Heavy Rebel Girls Group Chat Suggests Hens Party Preparations Aren’t Going To Plan — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A long-awaited hens party is in crisis this evening, after preparations for the event have been stonewalled by a group of…
Ambient Van Morrison Suggests Mum & Dad Are About To Get Blackout Drunk On The Back Verandah With Pete & Julie From Down The Street
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Protestant croons of Van Morrison filled the living room and alfresco dining area of a Betoota Heights McMansion yesterday even as someone’s…