Veteran's Severe PTSD And Lack Of Housing Suddenly Fixed After Nation Gets Pissed In His Honour — The Betoota Advocate
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Veteran’s Severe PTSD And Lack Of Housing Suddenly Fixed After Nation Gets Pissed In His Honour — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There are some sorry heads at workplaces across the nation today, after millions of Anzac Day revellers drank pubs dry and emptied…

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Australia's Labour Shortage Suddenly Resolved As Busted Crypto Bros Return To The Workforce — The Betoota Advocate
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Australia’s Labour Shortage Suddenly Resolved As Busted Crypto Bros Return To The Workforce — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The post-pandemic neoliberal mantra of ‘nobody wants to work anymore’ has finally been put to bed this week, as the Australian workforce experiences…

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Hordes Of Incels Who've Never Watched A Quarter Of Netball Suddenly Concerned For Game's Future — The Betoota Advocate
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Hordes Of Incels Who’ve Never Watched A Quarter Of Netball Suddenly Concerned For Game’s Future — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The game of netball has this week received support from an army of fans it never knew it had. This comes following the…

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New Worker-Friendly Government Suddenly Forgets You Can’t Clean Office Buildings From Home — The Betoota Advocate
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New Worker-Friendly Government Suddenly Forgets You Can’t Clean Office Buildings From Home — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT As the nation battles through the devastating third wave of the spicy cough, the government has reminded everyone that they really are the…

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Bloke Suddenly Very Capable Of Gender Neutral Pronouns While Debriefing A Boys Night With Misso — The Betoota Advocate
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Bloke Suddenly Very Capable Of Gender Neutral Pronouns While Debriefing A Boys Night With Misso — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke who has priorly shown no interest in being the least bit progressive, has suddenly found himself very capable of using…

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