Tag: Suburban
Riot Police Called To Suburban Park After Second Pinata Sends 5th Birthday Party Spiralling — The Betoota Advocate
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact This Sunday morning two Riot vehicles were dispatched to Betoota Park’s most in demand public barbecue area. Sources say the party was…
Suburban Dad Has An Enemy Somehow — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Although it all seems good and well in the usually unnewsworthy suburb of Betoota Heights, local dad Kieran Weston (53) is harbouring a…
Suburban Crim That Scans Capsicums As Carrots Also Helps Himself To Someone Else’s Umbrella After a Few Beers — The Betoota Advocate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A white collar fugitive is reportedly on the loose this evening, as authorities respond to a steady rise in local umbrella…
Lovely Suburban Couple Who Live A Normal Life Amongst Everyday People Really Excited For A Fun Day Tomorrow — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Angie and Peter ‘Pistol’ Reyes don’t get out much nowadays. With three kids under 6 at home, and the shrinking window of home…
Bored Suburban Mum Shortlists Selling Baby Rompers Or Starting Home Lash Salon To Pass The Time — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though local Betoota Heights woman Kelly Faulkner [26] had at least had the foresight to know that having a child would be stressful,…
MC At Suburban Cricket Fundraiser Sensationally Lands Edgy Joke About Club Captain’s ‘Middle Stump’ — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It was on for young and old last night at the inaugural Betoota Dugongs sportsman’s fundraiser dinner, as our town’s finest grade cricketers…
Suburban Man Reckons He’s Always Backed Kyrgios And Will Fight Anyone Who Says He Hasn’t — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A silly old bastard from Betoota Heights has written into The Advocate today saying he’s always supported Nick Kyrgios…
Jersey Saga Causes Suburban Teen To Hold Off Coming Out To Parents That He’s A Manly Supporter — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A young suburban high school student has today revealed to The Advocate one of the struggles he’s gone through this week. Sean Williams…
Suburban Dad Contemplating Divorce After In-Laws Park On His Perfectly Manicured Front Lawn — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A suburban father of two is today considering his living arrangements, after a controversial incident last night. Brett Russell says he considered getting…