Pommy Bricklayer In A Shitty Mood Because He's From A Stupid Country Thats Sucks At Soccer Bahaha — The Betoota Advocate
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Pommy Bricklayer In A Shitty Mood Because He’s From A Stupid Country Thats Sucks At Soccer Bahaha — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After ten years in Australia, English construction worker Billy Blackpool (33) says he is still surprised by the cultural clashes he finds himself…

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"Why The Fuck Are You Buying This Plastic Halloween Rubbish, You Stupid Fucking Bogan?! I'm Trying To Curb Spending And Cool The Economy But Its Mouth-Breathing CUNTS Like YOU That Make My Job Way Fucking Harder Than It Has To Be. Just Buy Food And Pay Your Fucking Bills On Time. How Fucking Hard Is It? Fuck You! — The Betoota Advocate
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“Why The Fuck Are You Buying This Plastic Halloween Rubbish, You Stupid Fucking Bogan?! I’m Trying To Curb Spending And Cool The Economy But Its Mouth-Breathing CUNTS Like YOU That Make My Job Way Fucking Harder Than It Has To Be. Just Buy Food And Pay Your Fucking Bills On Time. How Fucking Hard Is It? Fuck You! — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Reserve Bank Governor Philip Lowe has castigated a fellow shopper down at his local supermarket this morning for…

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DJ Has His Deck Thrown Into The Smokers Area After Destroying Another Banger With His Stupid Remix — The Betoota Advocate
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DJ Has His Deck Thrown Into The Smokers Area After Destroying Another Banger With His Stupid Remix — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local DJ has copped a bit of mob justice this weekend, which onlookers vouch was ‘completely deserved.’ It’s alleged the incident occurred…

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Local Woman Resents Her Stupid Brother For Inheriting The Unfairly Long, Thick Eyelashes — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Woman Resents Her Stupid Brother For Inheriting The Unfairly Long, Thick Eyelashes — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact If there’s one thing local woman Shae Huxley has learned in her twenty-two years on earth, it’s that life isn’t fair – a…

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Scotty Fears Aussies Won't Know The Socceroos Won Without Any Photos Of Him In A Stupid Scarf — The Betoota Advocate
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Scotty Fears Aussies Won’t Know The Socceroos Won Without Any Photos Of Him In A Stupid Scarf — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The supreme and glorious Socceroos have secured the second last spot for the 2022 FIFA World Cup in Qatar, defeating Peru in a…

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