Tag: Students
Mandatory Work Placement For Nursing Students To Include At Least 1000 Hours Of Crying Yourself To Sleep — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some news that proves the government is actually listening to the cries of burnt out students across the nation, it’s now believed…
Young Family On The Move As Landlord Finds 16 International Students Prepared To Pay More — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the world returns to normal, students from around the world are coming to Betoota to study at one…
Teacher On Big Lunch Duty Old Enough For Students To Get Away With Full Blown Tackle Footy — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The boys at Betoota Ponds Sports High have today returned to the classroom from big lunch coated in bloody noses and knee grazes,…
Physics Kids Get One More Jab At Biology Students Before Real Life Begins — The Betoota Advocate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With year 12 exams finishing around the country, many students are enjoying the twilight of their school years the only way they know…
Student’s Mouth Begs For Some Chewy After Punishing Morning Of Coffee, Energy Drink And Snacks — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A French Quarter mouth has today let off a distress signal. The SOS was sounded by the oval shaped eating, drinking and breathing…
Bottle Shop Man Looks Blankly At Dishevelled Group Of Uni Students Asking For Some “Double Lemons” — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights bottle shop employee has raised the hairy caterpillars that sit above his eyes today, after fielding a left field question…
Business Council Proposes Students Should Get Extra 2 Years To Stay And Work All The Shit Jobs — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The recent Jobs and Skills Summit has blessed Australia’s International students with a great outcome, giving them an extra two years post-study to…
Landlord Who Just Upped The Rent Softens Blow By Allowing Struggling Students To Grow Some Veggies — The Betoota Advocate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights landlord has today shown his softer side, confirming that he’s not always a capitalistic, greedy douchebag intent on using any…