Tag: Student
International Student Arrives At First Lecture To Find His Professor Is A Racist Horse Named George That Can Barely Speak English
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An international student from India has expressed his shock to The Advocate today that one of his lecturers is…
Med Student Who Just Got On The Orthopaedics Program Not Too Concerned About This Massive HECS Indexation Coming — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The over-educated, under-employed masses of our bustling inland port city are nervously waiting for their student debts to be…
Mature-Age Student With The $737,070.48 HECS Debt Says He’s Just Another Victim Of Indexation — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The keeper of Australia’s largest HECS debt says he too is a victim of indexation, telling The Advocate that…
Entitled International Student Comes Here And Expects That They Won’t Be Ripped Off — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a shocking turn of events, an international student has arrived at South Betoota Polytechnic and is demanding basic…
Student Slumlord Experiences Involuntary Climax From China’s Snap Decision To Ban Online Studies — The Betoota Advocate
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact In the murky grey areas that exist completely outside of the country’s real estate laws, a slimy student slumlord has for years now…
Student With 3 Exams In Next Week Procrastibakes By Making Absurdly Complicated Chocolate Truffle Torte — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT French Quarter Student Bethany Brown has today decided to grab the bull by the horns. The 3rd year law student at our esteemed…
Stressed Uni Student Hopeful That 3rd Piece Of Chewy Will Help Her Get Her Head In The Game — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Local commerce student Jasmine Phillips is today pulling out all stops to try and get her study back on track. Just hours away…
“We Will Fix Poor Student Behaviour By Employing One Boomer Advisor On A Salary Higher Than My Own” — The Betoota Advocate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In light of very poor behaviour from a number of students in New South Wales, the state’s government is…
Pre-Exam Student Chewing Her Gum Like It Holds The Secrets To A Semester Worth Of Missed Classes — The Betoota Advocate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A student at the South Betoota Polytechic has given her jaw a workout for the ages today, it can be confirmed. With her…
Ray Hadley Acting Like A 19-Year-Old Art Student Who Just Heard Someone Use The Wrong Pronouns — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian’s media obsession with impressing the British Royal family continues, it has become evidently clear that the conservative ‘free speech’ warriors…