RBA Boss Philip Lowe Suggests People Struggling To Service Mortgage On Their ColorBond Shitbox Should Talk To Their Bank About Why In Fuck’s Name They Let Them Borrow The $1.5m In The First Place
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RBA Boss Philip Lowe Suggests People Struggling To Service Mortgage On Their ColorBond Shitbox Should Talk To Their Bank About Why In Fuck’s Name They Let Them Borrow The $1.5m In The First Place

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Reserve Bank Chief Philip Lowe says he’s only playing the hand life’s given him as he struggles to kill…

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Leagues Clubs Struggling To Think Of Revenue Stream Not Based On Human Suffering — The Betoota Advocate
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Leagues Clubs Struggling To Think Of Revenue Stream Not Based On Human Suffering — The Betoota Advocate

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In the face of a cashless gambling card that could see them lose millions in revenue, leagues clubs around Australia are putting their…

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"Weak As Piss" Laughs Boss Seeing Staff He Took To The Pub Last Night Struggling To Function Today — The Betoota Advocate
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“Weak As Piss” Laughs Boss Seeing Staff He Took To The Pub Last Night Struggling To Function Today — The Betoota Advocate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It’s nearing the silly season’s peak in Betoota with even the most dedicated workplaces taking to drinking on a…

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Local Orchestral Trombonist Admits Jeffrey Dahmer Series Not Helping Struggling Love Life — The Betoota Advocate
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Local Orchestral Trombonist Admits Jeffrey Dahmer Series Not Helping Struggling Love Life — The Betoota Advocate

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local musician is cursing Netflix this week, admitting the latest Jeffrey Dahmer series continues to put a handbrake on his…

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Scotty Struggling To Maintain Faith That The Big Fella Upstairs Had All Of This In His Plan — The Betoota Advocate
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Scotty Struggling To Maintain Faith That The Big Fella Upstairs Had All Of This In His Plan — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The nation’s most high-profile backbencher has today revealed he is pondering a few of life’s big questions. Parliament is back, and so is…

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Landlord Who Just Upped The Rent Softens Blow By Allowing Struggling Students To Grow Some Veggies — The Betoota Advocate
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Landlord Who Just Upped The Rent Softens Blow By Allowing Struggling Students To Grow Some Veggies — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights landlord has today shown his softer side, confirming that he’s not always a capitalistic, greedy douchebag intent on using any…

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Albanese Asks Staff Is This Energy Crisis Is Affecting The WiFi After Struggling To Open Browser Today — The Betoota Advocate
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Albanese Asks Staff Is This Energy Crisis Is Affecting The WiFi After Struggling To Open Browser Today — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has certainly had a jam packed week, having met on his promises to increase the minimum wage, sign Australian…

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